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Downloaded from
YTS.MX

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Today there is a
lack of confidence

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in our financial system.

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Official YIFY movies site:
YTS.MX

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And since my folks didn't
have the resources,

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thank goodness for the
student loan program.

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Everyone here wants those
jobs with Peter Hoss.

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What? A guy like that
doesn't give a shit about

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ass kissers with their
padded resumes,

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he rewards men with
vision like us.

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Hopefully our video
resume sets us apart.

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Yeah, it will now.

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Class, please welcome our guest,
investment banker Peter Hoss.

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[applause]

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Thank you,
thank you.

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As you were.

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The 2008
Mortgage Crisis

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destroyed the world's
economy, right?

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The best of the best
took a hit, even me.

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But trust me, there's a
lot more money out there.

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Isaac, what did you
do to our video?

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Okay, yeah, so last night I
added some like special effects,

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some sick music-- yo!

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Yeah-- but it was perfect;
it was professional--

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Relax. They'll love it.

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Everyone will.

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Everyone?

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Every year I hire two grads,
are they the two losers with the

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highest GPA, or the two
winners who understand

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the value of competition?

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Hm.

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You'll never get rich--

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No, no--you've gotta
switch that back.

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No-no-no.
Don't be a pussy.

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The plan was to show
it to him after class.

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I know you all wanna
be me, right?

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Otherwise you wouldn't
be here. [chuckes]

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I want you to take a look
at this latest promo

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from our boys
in marketing.

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It shows why Hoss is boss
and why I only hire the best.

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Showtime.

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Yeah!

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Do we know
Wall Street?

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We mu'fuckin own
Wall Street.

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Friends since they were
depositing dividends

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in their diapers, Isaac and Neal
were born to banking fathers.

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So finance is
in their blood.

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[wilhelm scream]

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Money in their veins!

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I always knew Neal would
be my homie for life.

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And that someday we would
be top of our class.

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Yo! Top GPA's.

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My grandfather believed
that banks provide

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a vital service to
the community.

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As President of the National
Student Loan Advocacy Committee,

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I know gramps
would be very proud.

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Hero!

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Isaac and Neal: destined to
revolutionize the finance world.

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Yeah!

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Out.

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[horn blast]

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See me after class.

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[students laughing]

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Sir, I am so sorry.
I didn't--

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Shut your shit hole.

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Well that was career
suicide, wasn't it?

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[laughs]

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No seriously,
you boys got balls,

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huge, hairy, musky sacks, and
you teabagged the competition.

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I respect that.

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I'm Isaac, that's Neal.

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I know who you are.

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Right. Of course.

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Finkelstein,
Jesse's boy.

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Since I was born.

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Student loans, huh?

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Yes sir, one of the biggest
sources of debt in this country.

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And the students trust
you to protect them?

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Uh-- well--
yes they do, sir.

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I could use a couple
of enterprising young

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gentlemen like
yourselves.

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Come in Friday
after your finals.

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Thank you sir!

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Thank--

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What's a teabag?

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Never mind!

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Bro, we're in!

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Now you can pay
off your loan.

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The problem, Mr. Ramsey,
is that when you cosigned

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your son's loan you used your
house as collateral. So--

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Apologies for
the tardiness.

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Glad you could
make it.

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Charles.

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Neal.

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As I was saying, the two of
you are leveraged to the hilt

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and if Neal misses a payment
he'll go into default

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and the two of you
will lose your--

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Enviro-solar
horticultural--

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Oh like hell we will.

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We lost everything
except that house.

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But that's okay son,
you just back off--

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Yeah.

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--I'll handle this. You know
what your problem is buddy?

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You're a
worker drone.

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[laughs]

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You're just some
poor little moron

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whose been programmed
just to take, take, take.

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Mmhm.

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This is a loan, sir.

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You're the one
who takes.

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I understand.

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We just want it back.

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Here. I have an interview with
the best investment bank

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in the country.

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An interview is
not a job, Neal.

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You have one month to
start making payments,

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otherwise your parents
are gonna lose their...

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grow-op.

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Next.

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Let's go.

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Ugh! Hoss and Associates.

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There are better ways
to make good money.

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You could get into
importing Tibetan sweaters,

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you'd like that--

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Yoga studio--

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Yeah, yeah--

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You could teach
tantric massage.

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I want to help people
like gramps did.

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Like gramps did?

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They totally
ruined him!

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The bank hung him out to dry
when their backroom deals

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didn't pan out,

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and he just took the shit
because he was a company man.

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He is right, you
can't beat them.

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They'll either crush you or
turn you into one of them.

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Well, they didn't
change dad.

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Because I got out.

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Well...

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And I paid the price.

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I partnered with my friend
and he robbed me blind,

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including your
college fund.

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Look, it's an
evil business--

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I investigated a lot of banks
and Hoss is an honest one.

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It's an
honest one!

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Listen, I just don't want you
making the same mistakes

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that I made.

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Well, it's not
your decision.

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Neal? Come--
Come back Neal.

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Where are
you going?

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We'll talk about this!
I baked my special brownies.

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♪

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Come here.

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Hi.

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Mmm. Mm, mm, mm.

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You gonna back that thing up?
Should I push up on it?

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You know what,
I got an idea.

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[ringing]

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Oh, ahh, fuck,
you know what?

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Meet my homie Neal
with the bowtie.

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Best guy ever, soon
to be rich as shit.

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Enjoy.

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He just bumped
my ass.

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What up J-dog?

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What'd you
just call me?

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Sorry father.

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I hear you got an
interview at Hoss.

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Yeah, they only
take the best.

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Pete told me about
that stunt you pulled.

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Don't do anything else
idiotic, you got it?

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Word.

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Do you wanna be a
banker or a gangster?

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Why can't I be both?

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I should have never thrown
you that fucking Wu-tang

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Bar Mitzvah you little...
Mahzeltov.

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Mahzeltov--

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[dead tone]

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Want a hit?

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Oh, um, no.

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Have you, uh, heard
about the new regs?

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Fixed versus variable?

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Huh?

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I mean regarding
interest rates.

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...Okay...Uh, we're
gonna go over there now.

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Splendid Neal.

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You know, if you could stop
turning co-eds into lesbians,

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I'd really appreciate it.

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This is what I'm gonna do
for ya, got new lotion

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in the room, take that.
Look at my browser history

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which is getting
weird but exciting

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then wipe the keyboard
when you're done.

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You know, some of
us have to study.

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Ooh.

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Speaking of studying, that one's
been eye-fucking me all night.

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Which one?

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Uh, yeah, the one...

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The one with the boobs,
what does it matter?

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A plain of the snitch is
on the bitches, you know?

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Don't wait up.

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Thanks Dr. Drake.

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♪

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♪

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♪

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[rapping] Ridin' in the
cut, middle finger up,

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no love for the ladies
that be dissin' us,

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Imma put 'em outta commission,
they can't believe all the

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money I'm getting',
the women I'm hittin...

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♪

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Chill bro.

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I know. A lot
riding on this.

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Yeah, like a sick crib.

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I wouldn't exactly call
my parents' house--

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No no no no.

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My dad promised me a
condo if we land this.

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Imma need a roommate.

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I think we call it the
hive for all the honeys

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we'll be getting when we
crush this interview.

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What do you think?

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[laughs]

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Let's do it.

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Please leave the cups--

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No--

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Please--

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--it's garbage.

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♪

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♪

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Oh hey, look. I'm cool
with hard to get.

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I like a challenge.

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What exactly do
you do here?

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You if you'd let me.
Can't you feel the spark?

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That's the static
in the carpet.

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I'll be the static
in your carpet.

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Mm, unless of course
you prefer hardwood.

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Have I shown you
my stun-gun?

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Oh kinky! Now we're
getting somewhere.

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Ahem, pardon the
interruption.

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Could you please
direct us to Diane.

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Neal and Isaac.

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Here for your
interview.

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Yes ma'am but first I require
the use of the men's facilities?

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Four cups of coffee.

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He's a little nervous.

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[laughs]

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So, like, what
do you do here?

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Oh, I show people
to the bathroom.

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Follow me gentlemen.

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Thank you sir.

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Right this way.

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And here we are.

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Thanks junior.

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Tick-tock boys.

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After you.

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I built this
firm on loyalty.

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Pay your dues,
you get rewarded.

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Money, power, sex.

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All a man needs.

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Money, power, sex.

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Got it.

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It's all a pissing
contest really.

267
00:11:05,043 --> 00:11:07,252
Actually sir, if I could
just use the men's...

268
00:11:07,252 --> 00:11:08,529
[buzzing]

269
00:11:08,598 --> 00:11:09,185
All right.

270
00:11:09,254 --> 00:11:11,291
It's all yours junior.

271
00:11:11,774 --> 00:11:12,602
All right dad.

272
00:11:14,052 --> 00:11:16,814
So, you boys
play tennis?

273
00:11:16,883 --> 00:11:18,643
Pops and I swing
once a week.

274
00:11:18,643 --> 00:11:21,163
All the noobs have to
play us, but don't stress.

275
00:11:21,232 --> 00:11:22,474
You're gonna
lose anyway.

276
00:11:22,474 --> 00:11:25,305
Hey, I'm more of a B-boy
than a ball boy anyway.

277
00:11:25,374 --> 00:11:26,271
Hm?

278
00:11:26,271 --> 00:11:28,273
I rap.

279
00:11:28,273 --> 00:11:28,929
You know?

280
00:11:28,964 --> 00:11:30,275
Hip hop?

281
00:11:30,275 --> 00:11:31,829
No shit.

282
00:11:31,898 --> 00:11:32,622
Mmhmm.

283
00:11:32,657 --> 00:11:34,728
Well let's hear it.

284
00:11:34,797 --> 00:11:35,556
Now, sir?

285
00:11:35,625 --> 00:11:36,385
Yeah.

286
00:11:36,454 --> 00:11:37,455
I think that's
inappropriate.

287
00:11:37,455 --> 00:11:39,975
No, I think that'd
be fantastic.

288
00:11:39,975 --> 00:11:40,976
DIANE:Yes, Mr. Hoss?

289
00:11:40,976 --> 00:11:41,804
It's Pete.

290
00:11:41,804 --> 00:11:42,978
Get in here.

291
00:11:43,012 --> 00:11:45,566
Oh and bring
Evans and Davidson.

292
00:11:45,635 --> 00:11:46,464
[sighs]

293
00:11:48,397 --> 00:11:49,329
You're gonna
love this.

294
00:11:49,398 --> 00:11:51,676
Yup... Okay.

295
00:11:51,745 --> 00:11:53,816
Uhm.

296
00:11:53,816 --> 00:11:54,472
Go on.

297
00:11:56,060 --> 00:11:58,338
Um...

298
00:11:58,407 --> 00:11:59,408
Don't.

299
00:12:00,512 --> 00:12:03,688
I spout like fountainheads,
intern for two years now,

300
00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:06,035
I'm countin' spreads,
inner bank labor,

301
00:12:06,104 --> 00:12:07,588
I see a sea of red--

302
00:12:07,657 --> 00:12:08,762
Stand up!

303
00:12:08,831 --> 00:12:09,659
Uh--

304
00:12:09,694 --> 00:12:10,833
Drop it.

305
00:12:10,833 --> 00:12:12,145
Uh...

306
00:12:14,457 --> 00:12:17,357
Uh, I'm puttin' Greeks to bed,
made a million off a billion,

307
00:12:17,426 --> 00:12:18,427
fuckin' drownin'
in debt--

308
00:12:18,496 --> 00:12:19,497
I can't hear you.

309
00:12:19,497 --> 00:12:20,947
I think I've
seen enough.

310
00:12:21,016 --> 00:12:22,120
Don't be rude.

311
00:12:22,189 --> 00:12:23,535
That's Jesse
Finklestein's kid.

312
00:12:23,535 --> 00:12:25,814
All right, I'm sellin' pious
patrons with the wealth

313
00:12:25,883 --> 00:12:27,781
of nations, it's my own
collateral debt obligations,

314
00:12:27,850 --> 00:12:29,783
I hedge risk and
litigate like John Fisk

315
00:12:29,852 --> 00:12:32,303
and then I pimp my fuckin'
vote over lobster bisque.

316
00:12:32,372 --> 00:12:35,030
'cause I'm a one percenter,
so don't try to enter these

317
00:12:35,064 --> 00:12:37,860
gates of my estate or I'm
a legislate the sinners.

318
00:12:37,895 --> 00:12:39,172
Bitch.

319
00:12:42,071 --> 00:12:43,901
Nice flow Finklestein.

320
00:12:43,970 --> 00:12:45,903
All right, enough
of this shit. Out.

321
00:12:45,972 --> 00:12:47,525
Get out!

322
00:12:51,529 --> 00:12:53,220
All right.

323
00:12:53,220 --> 00:12:54,704
My dad wants
to hire you.

324
00:12:54,739 --> 00:12:55,705
Starting today.

325
00:12:55,705 --> 00:12:56,706
On a trial basis--

326
00:12:56,741 --> 00:12:57,466
Trial basis?

327
00:12:57,535 --> 00:12:58,812
As in one month's
probation.

328
00:12:58,881 --> 00:12:59,364
Without pay.

329
00:12:59,364 --> 00:13:00,227
But--

330
00:13:00,262 --> 00:13:01,815
Do you want the
fuckin' job or not?

331
00:13:01,884 --> 00:13:02,540
Of course.

332
00:13:02,574 --> 00:13:03,575
Yeah.

333
00:13:03,575 --> 00:13:05,232
Thank you, sir, you're
not gonna regret this--

334
00:13:05,232 --> 00:13:07,200
Are you still here?
Diane's waiting for you.

335
00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:07,717
Move it.

336
00:13:07,752 --> 00:13:08,201
Fuck.

337
00:13:08,235 --> 00:13:09,581
Oh, yes.

338
00:13:09,650 --> 00:13:10,859
And...

339
00:13:11,376 --> 00:13:13,206
[sighs]

340
00:13:13,240 --> 00:13:14,207
Sons of bitches.

341
00:13:14,241 --> 00:13:17,762
♪

342
00:13:17,762 --> 00:13:20,075
And now you know what
Pete junior does here.

343
00:13:20,075 --> 00:13:21,283
Yeah, Pistol
Pete's a real--

344
00:13:21,352 --> 00:13:23,181
Are the men's
facilities on the way?

345
00:13:23,250 --> 00:13:24,907
Your offices
gentlemen.

346
00:13:25,563 --> 00:13:26,564
Swell--

347
00:13:26,598 --> 00:13:27,392
Nice!

348
00:13:28,255 --> 00:13:30,568
If you ever need
a real bitch...

349
00:13:31,086 --> 00:13:32,052
Yo!

350
00:13:32,052 --> 00:13:33,260
What?

351
00:13:33,295 --> 00:13:34,744
She wants to
be my bitch.

352
00:13:34,779 --> 00:13:36,608
Sure she does pal.

353
00:13:36,677 --> 00:13:38,403
Hah!

354
00:13:38,403 --> 00:13:39,335
Yeah.

355
00:13:40,440 --> 00:13:42,787
Look, a deal's a deal.

356
00:13:43,512 --> 00:13:45,238
Shh, hold on.

357
00:13:45,238 --> 00:13:49,759
Whoo, aah.

358
00:13:50,243 --> 00:13:51,175
N.

359
00:13:51,244 --> 00:13:53,453
E.

360
00:13:53,522 --> 00:13:54,799
A.

361
00:13:54,868 --> 00:13:56,766
L.

362
00:13:56,766 --> 00:13:57,767
Uh.

363
00:13:58,182 --> 00:13:59,252
Okay.

364
00:14:08,433 --> 00:14:10,056
Okay, I'm alone again.

365
00:14:10,125 --> 00:14:11,402
I need you on board.

366
00:14:11,471 --> 00:14:13,611
This'll make me bigger
than before the crisis.

367
00:14:13,645 --> 00:14:16,441
I-- wait, hold on.

368
00:14:19,824 --> 00:14:23,966
Aha, I don't give a fuck if
this deal's bad for students.

369
00:14:23,966 --> 00:14:25,450
What's the worst
that could happen?

370
00:14:25,485 --> 00:14:26,969
Another bailout?

371
00:14:26,969 --> 00:14:30,386
Everybody's lining
up to buy them.

372
00:14:30,455 --> 00:14:31,456
Okay.

373
00:14:31,456 --> 00:14:33,148
Let's do tennis.

374
00:14:33,217 --> 00:14:34,839
[chuckles]

375
00:14:37,669 --> 00:14:40,845
[toilet flushing]

376
00:14:42,191 --> 00:14:44,987
...Then Peter said he knew the
deal was bad for students.

377
00:14:44,987 --> 00:14:46,678
Are you sure it
was Peter Hoss?

378
00:14:46,747 --> 00:14:48,163
Welcome aboard gents.

379
00:14:48,163 --> 00:14:49,164
Follow me.

380
00:14:49,198 --> 00:14:51,683
We have to figure out
who he was talking to

381
00:14:51,752 --> 00:14:52,788
and what they know.

382
00:14:52,857 --> 00:14:54,686
This isn't one of your Campus
Investigations Neal,

383
00:14:54,755 --> 00:14:55,998
we're not the
Hardy Boys.

384
00:14:56,033 --> 00:14:56,999
Peter's a
financial genius.

385
00:14:57,034 --> 00:14:58,828
He probably just knows
something we don't.

386
00:14:58,828 --> 00:14:59,829
That's called
insider trading.

387
00:14:59,829 --> 00:15:01,831
Have you seen the
end of Wall Street?

388
00:15:01,831 --> 00:15:02,798
No.

389
00:15:02,867 --> 00:15:04,489
We could get sucked
into whatever this is.

390
00:15:04,489 --> 00:15:06,181
We could go to jail.

391
00:15:06,181 --> 00:15:08,424
It would give us
mad street cred.

392
00:15:08,493 --> 00:15:09,667
Look, I'm joking.

393
00:15:09,667 --> 00:15:09,943
Okay?

394
00:15:10,012 --> 00:15:10,668
Relax.

395
00:15:10,702 --> 00:15:12,532
Peter sees
something in us.

396
00:15:12,601 --> 00:15:14,258
That's a good thing.

397
00:15:23,508 --> 00:15:25,579
Come with me.

398
00:15:25,717 --> 00:15:28,030
I'm counting on you to
get this deal ready.

399
00:15:28,030 --> 00:15:30,688
You know your father's
the lead investor.

400
00:15:30,688 --> 00:15:31,689
Really?

401
00:15:31,689 --> 00:15:33,553
Um, absolutely sir.

402
00:15:33,553 --> 00:15:37,695
So we both know who he's
gonna blame if it's not.

403
00:15:38,903 --> 00:15:39,559
Oh.

404
00:15:39,628 --> 00:15:40,353
Um, sorry.

405
00:15:40,353 --> 00:15:41,043
Howdy ma'am.

406
00:15:41,078 --> 00:15:43,218
Need a helping hand?

407
00:15:43,287 --> 00:15:44,909
I'm good.

408
00:15:44,978 --> 00:15:48,223
Oh, are you a time
traveler from the 50's?

409
00:15:48,223 --> 00:15:51,226
Oh, heck, um, no.

410
00:15:51,226 --> 00:15:52,054
Neal Ramsey.

411
00:15:52,089 --> 00:15:54,056
Very newly of
Hoss and Associates.

412
00:15:54,091 --> 00:15:54,884
I'm Jessica Wallace.

413
00:15:54,884 --> 00:15:56,817
In-house council.

414
00:15:56,886 --> 00:15:58,923
Our most
photogenic lawyer.

415
00:16:00,235 --> 00:16:02,064
Hey, what's with
the bowtie anyway?

416
00:16:02,099 --> 00:16:04,308
Uh, this was my
grandfather's.

417
00:16:04,377 --> 00:16:05,412
Oh.

418
00:16:05,447 --> 00:16:08,415
So he was
retarded too?

419
00:16:09,071 --> 00:16:10,624
Include this in the
investor's pitch,

420
00:16:10,693 --> 00:16:12,523
I wanna close financing
in two weeks.

421
00:16:12,592 --> 00:16:14,249
I'll get it to investors
right away.

422
00:16:14,318 --> 00:16:15,112
Ready sir?

423
00:16:15,181 --> 00:16:16,216
Always.

424
00:16:18,011 --> 00:16:19,081
Education.

425
00:16:19,116 --> 00:16:21,428
It's the most important
investment we can make

426
00:16:21,497 --> 00:16:23,430
in our future.

427
00:16:23,430 --> 00:16:25,708
Neal Ramsey's the former
president of the National

428
00:16:25,777 --> 00:16:29,160
Student Loan advocacy committee,
and he can promise that these

429
00:16:29,229 --> 00:16:33,026
new bonds will amalgamate over
80% of the student loans in

430
00:16:33,095 --> 00:16:35,753
this country, resulting
in lower interest rates

431
00:16:35,753 --> 00:16:37,755
for thousands
of students.

432
00:16:37,755 --> 00:16:39,757
A win-win for everyone.

433
00:16:39,757 --> 00:16:40,344
Excellent.

434
00:16:40,413 --> 00:16:41,621
Got it sir.

435
00:16:41,724 --> 00:16:44,037
Sir, I haven't been briefed on
the particulars of this deal.

436
00:16:44,106 --> 00:16:45,763
Student loans are regulated
by the government.

437
00:16:45,797 --> 00:16:47,213
How is this
even possible?

438
00:16:47,282 --> 00:16:48,110
We'll make money.

439
00:16:48,145 --> 00:16:49,042
You're briefed.

440
00:16:49,111 --> 00:16:49,422
Hmgh!

441
00:16:49,422 --> 00:16:50,699
Aah.

442
00:16:50,768 --> 00:16:52,287
Ugh.

443
00:16:52,287 --> 00:16:54,806
I'm not entirely comfortable
with what just happened.

444
00:16:54,875 --> 00:16:56,325
Oh. Did somebody
touch your bumbum?

445
00:16:56,394 --> 00:16:58,120
Or do you mean
Peter Hoss, C.E.O.

446
00:16:58,120 --> 00:16:59,397
putting his
trust in you?

447
00:16:59,466 --> 00:17:01,399
A gesture like that
can make your career.

448
00:17:01,468 --> 00:17:03,953
Unless of course,
you wanna quit...

449
00:17:03,988 --> 00:17:04,782
No.

450
00:17:04,816 --> 00:17:05,921
Okay.

451
00:17:05,990 --> 00:17:08,717
Um, perky tits back there
needs a slave to prep

452
00:17:08,786 --> 00:17:09,614
the closing room.

453
00:17:09,649 --> 00:17:10,719
I can be submissive.

454
00:17:10,788 --> 00:17:11,306
Shut up.

455
00:17:11,306 --> 00:17:12,341
Okay.

456
00:17:12,410 --> 00:17:13,825
Bowtie, you're boring
and shy, you go help her.

457
00:17:13,894 --> 00:17:16,449
Finklestain, go
run some comps.

458
00:17:16,449 --> 00:17:17,070
Now.

459
00:17:17,139 --> 00:17:18,140
Move it.

460
00:17:18,140 --> 00:17:19,176
Tick tock.

461
00:17:19,348 --> 00:17:20,832
The-- these are
the comps?

462
00:17:20,901 --> 00:17:23,490
♪

463
00:17:23,490 --> 00:17:26,424
I've been running these numbers
and they don't add up.

464
00:17:26,493 --> 00:17:28,495
We're offering loans
to students at 1%

465
00:17:28,495 --> 00:17:30,911
but promising investors
they'll earn 8%.

466
00:17:30,980 --> 00:17:32,672
There's no way of
making that happen.

467
00:17:32,706 --> 00:17:35,261
Yeah. Not only that but three
mil's unaccounted for.

468
00:17:35,330 --> 00:17:36,262
Really...

469
00:17:36,331 --> 00:17:38,333
Hey Frank, where's
that file I asked for?

470
00:17:38,333 --> 00:17:40,749
Look, maybe it's
some sort of pay-out.

471
00:17:40,818 --> 00:17:42,026
Peter's deal
is going to

472
00:17:42,095 --> 00:17:43,924
bamboozle thousands
of students.

473
00:17:43,993 --> 00:17:45,202
We can't let that happen.

474
00:17:45,271 --> 00:17:48,205
No way. If we fuck this up,
my dad will murder me.

475
00:17:48,274 --> 00:17:50,345
And your parents are
gonna lose their home.

476
00:17:50,345 --> 00:17:54,107
Not if there's a way for us to
stop the deal and keep our jobs.

477
00:17:54,176 --> 00:17:55,246
Just relax.

478
00:17:55,350 --> 00:17:58,007
We just started here and you
wanna bring down Peter Hoss?

479
00:17:58,042 --> 00:17:59,181
Calm down.

480
00:17:59,181 --> 00:18:01,563
Look. If things go wrong I
will keep you out of it,

481
00:18:01,632 --> 00:18:04,048
but I can't do this alone.

482
00:18:04,117 --> 00:18:06,671
I have supported all
your crazy ideas.

483
00:18:06,706 --> 00:18:07,741
Like what?

484
00:18:07,810 --> 00:18:09,847
Like back-up vocals
on your demo.

485
00:18:09,881 --> 00:18:12,160
[singing] Cocky bankee.

486
00:18:15,508 --> 00:18:16,405
Fine.

487
00:18:16,474 --> 00:18:18,235
This time I'll support
your terrible idea,

488
00:18:18,304 --> 00:18:20,478
which I'll point out
lacks any hard evidence.

489
00:18:20,547 --> 00:18:22,549
Okay, the deal closes
in like two weeks.

490
00:18:22,549 --> 00:18:23,688
We gather intelligence--

491
00:18:23,688 --> 00:18:25,552
We build relationships.

492
00:18:25,552 --> 00:18:27,865
Figure out where that
missing three mil is going.

493
00:18:31,731 --> 00:18:35,804
If you're wrong about this,
I will never forgive you.

494
00:18:38,358 --> 00:18:46,884
♪

495
00:18:46,918 --> 00:18:47,816
Bring it.

496
00:18:50,888 --> 00:18:52,407
You got it.

497
00:18:52,407 --> 00:18:53,235
See that?

498
00:18:53,270 --> 00:18:55,548
You're my bitch.

499
00:18:55,582 --> 00:18:56,549
Yeah!

500
00:18:56,583 --> 00:18:57,170
Ow!

501
00:18:57,239 --> 00:18:58,758
Ha hah hah!

502
00:18:58,758 --> 00:19:00,760
It's all right,
we'll get him next time.

503
00:19:00,760 --> 00:19:02,175
Stick around,
you'll learn something.

504
00:19:02,244 --> 00:19:02,900
You all right?

505
00:19:02,934 --> 00:19:04,073
Yeah, yeah.

506
00:19:04,108 --> 00:19:04,833
Geez--

507
00:19:04,902 --> 00:19:05,903
Hahaha!

508
00:19:05,903 --> 00:19:06,835
Whoo!

509
00:19:06,904 --> 00:19:07,974
Yeah!

510
00:19:08,043 --> 00:19:10,908
Nothing I like better
than beating smart asses.

511
00:19:10,908 --> 00:19:11,426
Oh geez!

512
00:19:11,460 --> 00:19:12,910
You got it!

513
00:19:12,910 --> 00:19:13,911
Here we are!

514
00:19:13,911 --> 00:19:15,568
Winner!

515
00:19:15,568 --> 00:19:15,844
MAN:Hey!

516
00:19:15,913 --> 00:19:16,258
Sorry.

517
00:19:16,293 --> 00:19:17,604
Yeah!

518
00:19:17,639 --> 00:19:19,088
That's what I'm
talking about.

519
00:19:19,088 --> 00:19:20,607
Good point for you guys.

520
00:19:20,642 --> 00:19:21,574
Come here, baby.

521
00:19:21,608 --> 00:19:22,678
Yeah baby!

522
00:19:22,747 --> 00:19:23,300
Yeah!

523
00:19:23,369 --> 00:19:28,615
♪

524
00:19:28,615 --> 00:19:30,617
We're just doing the
boilerplate, Neal.

525
00:19:30,617 --> 00:19:32,619
Okay? Don't worry
about the numbers.

526
00:19:32,688 --> 00:19:33,310
Yeah.

527
00:19:33,379 --> 00:19:34,345
Yeah, I got that.

528
00:19:37,106 --> 00:19:38,936
Come on sweet tits.

529
00:19:38,970 --> 00:19:40,455
Yeah! Haha!

530
00:19:40,455 --> 00:19:43,768
Dad, do not embarrass
me out here.

531
00:19:43,768 --> 00:19:44,942
Apologies Mr. Hoss.

532
00:19:44,942 --> 00:19:46,219
I wasn't paying attention.

533
00:19:46,288 --> 00:19:47,807
Yeah, I noticed that.

534
00:19:47,876 --> 00:19:54,296
♪

535
00:19:54,296 --> 00:19:55,297
SMACK

536
00:19:55,332 --> 00:19:56,954
Ow! What the f--

537
00:19:56,988 --> 00:19:58,783
Shhh.

538
00:19:58,783 --> 00:20:00,992
Wanna slap my ass?

539
00:20:10,312 --> 00:20:11,969
Time to make bowtie
double fault.

540
00:20:12,003 --> 00:20:13,902
Pops, I'm guarding
the net.

541
00:20:16,076 --> 00:20:17,285
I wasn't ready!

542
00:20:18,562 --> 00:20:20,288
Re-serve.

543
00:20:21,012 --> 00:20:22,462
Okay.

544
00:20:23,152 --> 00:20:23,912
Ugh!

545
00:20:23,981 --> 00:20:25,603
HA! Ha ha ha!

546
00:20:25,672 --> 00:20:26,915
It's okay, I got this.

547
00:20:26,984 --> 00:20:27,847
Apologies for showboating.

548
00:20:27,881 --> 00:20:29,469
Don't apologize.
What are you doing?

549
00:20:29,504 --> 00:20:40,273
♪

550
00:20:40,342 --> 00:20:40,998
Hngh.

551
00:20:43,172 --> 00:20:44,001
Wow.

552
00:20:44,001 --> 00:20:44,450
Ugh!

553
00:20:44,519 --> 00:20:45,658
Tennis is easy!

554
00:20:45,658 --> 00:20:46,348
Agh.

555
00:20:46,383 --> 00:20:47,004
Whoa.

556
00:20:47,004 --> 00:20:48,177
Fuck.

557
00:20:48,177 --> 00:20:49,524
Now look what
you've done.

558
00:20:49,558 --> 00:20:51,836
You're gonna put--
this is not on me.

559
00:20:51,836 --> 00:20:53,113
This is match point.

560
00:20:53,182 --> 00:20:53,838
Ungh.

561
00:20:55,357 --> 00:20:55,875
Whoa.

562
00:20:55,944 --> 00:20:57,014
Ahhh!

563
00:20:57,014 --> 00:20:57,497
Nice!

564
00:20:57,532 --> 00:20:58,843
Boom!

565
00:20:58,878 --> 00:21:01,190
Ugh! Dammit!

566
00:21:01,190 --> 00:21:02,709
God dammit!

567
00:21:02,778 --> 00:21:04,055
Oh ho ho!

568
00:21:04,124 --> 00:21:06,437
Fuck this! Fuck this!

569
00:21:08,715 --> 00:21:11,373
Yo, have you seen
her profile pic?

570
00:21:11,373 --> 00:21:14,065
Perky tits has got
a slammin' rack.

571
00:21:14,065 --> 00:21:17,034
Could you refrain from speaking
about her in that manner?

572
00:21:17,034 --> 00:21:19,001
I'd give her a
pearl necklace.

573
00:21:19,070 --> 00:21:22,142
If anybody's giving her
jewelry, it would be me.

574
00:21:22,211 --> 00:21:23,074
What?

575
00:21:23,178 --> 00:21:27,803
No, dude, a pearl
necklace is-- hold up.

576
00:21:27,872 --> 00:21:28,873
Are you in love?

577
00:21:28,873 --> 00:21:30,081
Huh?

578
00:21:30,116 --> 00:21:32,394
No wonder you've never spent
more than ten minutes

579
00:21:32,429 --> 00:21:34,223
with a woman who
wasn't your mother.

580
00:21:34,223 --> 00:21:35,363
Very amusing.

581
00:21:35,432 --> 00:21:37,744
I'll have you know that Jessica
has become a good friend

582
00:21:37,744 --> 00:21:39,919
and valued colleague.

583
00:21:42,059 --> 00:21:44,026
With a slammin' rack.

584
00:21:44,095 --> 00:21:46,581
Okay, well, Jessica
probably has what we need.

585
00:21:46,615 --> 00:21:48,617
She's got access to all
the closing documents.

586
00:21:48,686 --> 00:21:51,379
I did see her with a file
that said confidential.

587
00:21:51,448 --> 00:21:53,588
That's it. Th-- then she'll
have the corporate flowchart.

588
00:21:53,622 --> 00:21:55,900
That'll tell us where the
missing three mil's going.

589
00:21:55,900 --> 00:21:57,419
Uh, confidential.

590
00:21:57,419 --> 00:21:59,973
There's no way she'll
show it to me.

591
00:22:00,042 --> 00:22:02,286
Then you're gonna
have to take it bro.

592
00:22:10,536 --> 00:22:12,607
Do you have the
signature pages?

593
00:22:12,641 --> 00:22:14,402
Get in her pants.

594
00:22:14,471 --> 00:22:17,025
Ask if your gentleman can
come in her sitting room.

595
00:22:17,094 --> 00:22:18,578
Ahem.

596
00:22:18,578 --> 00:22:19,786
What?

597
00:22:19,786 --> 00:22:23,687
Uh, sometimes I-- I-- get
a bit antsy when I'm uh...

598
00:22:23,756 --> 00:22:25,620
Working?

599
00:22:25,620 --> 00:22:28,795
Around a pretty gal.

600
00:22:28,830 --> 00:22:29,831
That's sexual
harassment, Neal.

601
00:22:29,900 --> 00:22:31,626
Oh gosh no!
I-- I-- I'm sorry.

602
00:22:31,660 --> 00:22:32,937
That was-- that
was inappropriate

603
00:22:32,937 --> 00:22:34,145
and I really am so--

604
00:22:34,214 --> 00:22:34,974
Hey!

605
00:22:34,974 --> 00:22:37,114
Relax, I was just
kidding, okay?

606
00:22:37,114 --> 00:22:37,977
[sighs]

607
00:22:37,977 --> 00:22:41,394
God, you are so sincere,
it's adorable.

608
00:22:41,463 --> 00:22:43,845
Even your
granddad's bowtie.

609
00:22:43,914 --> 00:22:45,881
He gave me his
whole collection.

610
00:22:45,950 --> 00:22:47,296
He was a good banker.

611
00:22:47,296 --> 00:22:47,918
Yeah?

612
00:22:47,987 --> 00:22:49,298
He actually
enjoyed this?

613
00:22:49,333 --> 00:22:51,956
Yeah, it was
his passion.

614
00:22:51,956 --> 00:22:53,717
Yours too, I can see.

615
00:22:53,786 --> 00:22:54,890
Not yours.

616
00:22:54,959 --> 00:22:57,652
No, mine's...

617
00:22:57,652 --> 00:22:58,860
You know what,
never mind.

618
00:22:58,929 --> 00:23:01,656
No, no tell me! I promise
I won't tell a soul.

619
00:23:01,656 --> 00:23:05,418
Okay, um,
photography.

620
00:23:05,487 --> 00:23:07,489
Ask to see her
dark room.

621
00:23:07,489 --> 00:23:09,008
Better yet--
no, I got it.

622
00:23:09,077 --> 00:23:11,251
Show her your tripod.

623
00:23:11,320 --> 00:23:12,839
[clears throat]
Who's your favourite?

624
00:23:12,839 --> 00:23:14,979
You wouldn't know him.

625
00:23:14,979 --> 00:23:16,981
Try me.

626
00:23:16,981 --> 00:23:18,880
Randall Lashby.

627
00:23:18,949 --> 00:23:22,504
'Every subject
tells a lie'.

628
00:23:22,539 --> 00:23:24,541
'And in a moment
my camera can'...

629
00:23:24,610 --> 00:23:25,852
'capture the truth'.

630
00:23:29,615 --> 00:23:32,480
I-- my parents are into
art, and stuff...

631
00:23:34,033 --> 00:23:36,000
Those, are--
are they yours?

632
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:37,657
That is Rufus.

633
00:23:39,521 --> 00:23:41,281
The lighting
isn't very good.

634
00:23:41,350 --> 00:23:43,525
No, I-- I think
they're neat.

635
00:23:43,560 --> 00:23:45,631
You could
take a class.

636
00:23:45,700 --> 00:23:46,770
With these hours?

637
00:23:46,873 --> 00:23:51,706
The flowchart Romeo or I
tell her you're a V-I-R-G-I-N.

638
00:23:51,740 --> 00:23:53,708
Right, well,
back to work.

639
00:23:53,708 --> 00:23:56,469
It would really help if I
could see the whole picture.

640
00:23:56,538 --> 00:23:57,884
Is there a corporate
flowchart?

641
00:23:57,884 --> 00:24:00,680
Uh, they are confidential
for a reason, Neal.

642
00:24:00,680 --> 00:24:01,198
Right.

643
00:24:01,198 --> 00:24:02,095
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

644
00:24:02,164 --> 00:24:04,546
Um, sorry, I just
thought big picture.

645
00:24:10,966 --> 00:24:12,520
For your eyes only.

646
00:24:13,382 --> 00:24:15,695
Damn those moves
were sick!

647
00:24:16,731 --> 00:24:17,697
[dead tone]

648
00:24:17,697 --> 00:24:18,733
Neal?

649
00:24:18,802 --> 00:24:19,768
[sigh]

650
00:24:19,837 --> 00:24:20,907
[text tone]

651
00:24:23,979 --> 00:24:26,499
[sigh]

652
00:24:26,568 --> 00:24:27,707
Everything okay?

653
00:24:27,776 --> 00:24:30,917
Yeah, uh, just Isaac wondering
how everything's going.

654
00:24:30,917 --> 00:24:32,609
What are you
gonna tell him?

655
00:24:32,609 --> 00:24:35,335
That I''m going to file a sexual
harassment suit against you,

656
00:24:35,404 --> 00:24:37,234
for calling me
adorable and all that.

657
00:24:37,268 --> 00:24:39,754
Really?

658
00:24:39,754 --> 00:24:43,102
Is it just me or
are you thirsty?

659
00:24:43,171 --> 00:24:45,242
I can get us
some water.

660
00:24:45,242 --> 00:24:55,286
♪

661
00:24:55,286 --> 00:25:00,429
♪

662
00:25:00,429 --> 00:25:01,189
Here you go.

663
00:25:01,258 --> 00:25:02,293
Thanks.

664
00:25:07,816 --> 00:25:10,094
The missing three mil's
going to a shell company

665
00:25:10,129 --> 00:25:11,095
for a shell company.

666
00:25:11,130 --> 00:25:11,958
Who owns it?

667
00:25:11,993 --> 00:25:14,754
An R.W.,
whoever that is.

668
00:25:14,789 --> 00:25:16,963
[sigh]

669
00:25:17,032 --> 00:25:17,826
Hey.

670
00:25:17,895 --> 00:25:20,104
That was 007
back there, bro.

671
00:25:20,104 --> 00:25:21,312
I deceived her.

672
00:25:21,381 --> 00:25:23,142
Yeah, for the
greater good.

673
00:25:23,142 --> 00:25:26,283
It's like Rakim says,
'by any means necessary'.

674
00:25:26,317 --> 00:25:26,939
Who?

675
00:25:26,973 --> 00:25:27,733
Rakim.

676
00:25:27,802 --> 00:25:28,147
Nope.

677
00:25:28,250 --> 00:25:29,631
Eric B. and Rakim.

678
00:25:29,631 --> 00:25:31,633
Old school hip hop.

679
00:25:31,633 --> 00:25:32,876
Never mind.

680
00:25:32,945 --> 00:25:33,808
Hey limp dicks.

681
00:25:33,808 --> 00:25:34,912
Where are those reports?

682
00:25:34,981 --> 00:25:35,982
Uh, what reports?

683
00:25:36,017 --> 00:25:38,295
The ones I asked for
this morning limp dicks.

684
00:25:38,295 --> 00:25:39,020
Not from us.

685
00:25:39,089 --> 00:25:40,815
You callin' me a
liar limp dick?

686
00:25:40,815 --> 00:25:41,816
What do you need?

687
00:25:41,816 --> 00:25:44,059
Start with the shit on
my desk. Analyze it.

688
00:25:44,128 --> 00:25:44,853
Crunch it.

689
00:25:44,991 --> 00:25:47,822
Figure out what
the hell it means.

690
00:25:47,822 --> 00:25:51,964
Limp diiiiiiii-ck-ssss.

691
00:25:54,345 --> 00:25:55,312
Hey!

692
00:26:00,248 --> 00:26:01,352
Paws off.

693
00:26:01,352 --> 00:26:03,147
You can put them
somewhere else though.

694
00:26:03,665 --> 00:26:06,495
Oh, are you fucking
kidding me?

695
00:26:06,530 --> 00:26:07,669
Dr. Dreidle?

696
00:26:07,669 --> 00:26:09,153
Seriously?

697
00:26:09,153 --> 00:26:10,499
Get outta here.

698
00:26:10,776 --> 00:26:13,779
If I see that again,
your ass is fired.

699
00:26:13,848 --> 00:26:15,712
Go.

700
00:26:15,781 --> 00:26:17,506
Get back to work!

701
00:26:17,506 --> 00:26:19,336
Make me look good.

702
00:26:20,268 --> 00:26:21,200
Evans!

703
00:26:21,269 --> 00:26:22,028
In your office!

704
00:26:22,028 --> 00:26:23,512
That memo could
be the key.

705
00:26:23,512 --> 00:26:25,031
Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?

706
00:26:25,066 --> 00:26:27,102
Mmhmm. What Diane
looks like naked.

707
00:26:27,171 --> 00:26:28,310
No.

708
00:26:28,379 --> 00:26:30,036
We need to sneak
into Peter's office.

709
00:26:30,071 --> 00:26:31,866
What's gotten
into you bro?

710
00:26:31,866 --> 00:26:33,522
By any means
necessary.

711
00:26:33,557 --> 00:26:34,834
Like it!

712
00:26:39,563 --> 00:26:41,530
Pete junior needs something
to occupy himself.

713
00:26:41,565 --> 00:26:43,049
Are you getting
in trouble again?

714
00:26:43,084 --> 00:26:44,050
You could say that.

715
00:26:44,085 --> 00:26:46,363
As long as he doesn't
pull out his penis.

716
00:26:46,363 --> 00:26:48,537
Not yet, but
we're DEFCON 4.

717
00:26:48,537 --> 00:26:49,711
Thank you.

718
00:26:57,201 --> 00:27:03,829
♪

719
00:27:03,898 --> 00:27:06,038
Do I look gangsta?

720
00:27:06,038 --> 00:27:07,729
Try rapist.

721
00:27:07,729 --> 00:27:17,083
♪

722
00:27:17,152 --> 00:27:18,257
Whoa.

723
00:27:18,326 --> 00:27:26,437
♪

724
00:27:26,506 --> 00:27:27,749
[elevator dings]

725
00:27:27,749 --> 00:27:41,245
♪

726
00:27:41,245 --> 00:27:42,246
What?

727
00:27:42,419 --> 00:27:53,602
♪

728
00:27:53,602 --> 00:27:54,776
Hey bitch.

729
00:27:54,776 --> 00:27:55,604
Ahhh!

730
00:27:56,260 --> 00:27:56,813
ZAP

731
00:27:56,882 --> 00:27:59,367
[screaming and groaning]

732
00:27:59,436 --> 00:28:00,540
Diane, ugh!

733
00:28:00,609 --> 00:28:01,610
It's me!

734
00:28:01,610 --> 00:28:02,197
Ugh.

735
00:28:02,266 --> 00:28:02,784
Aah.

736
00:28:02,784 --> 00:28:04,303
You scared me.

737
00:28:04,372 --> 00:28:06,132
That's not
funny asshole.

738
00:28:06,132 --> 00:28:08,445
Ah, I know.
Uh huh...

739
00:28:08,445 --> 00:28:09,549
Ah hah.

740
00:28:11,137 --> 00:28:12,276
Are you all right?

741
00:28:12,276 --> 00:28:12,967
Yeah.

742
00:28:13,001 --> 00:28:14,485
No, I'm--
I'm good.

743
00:28:14,554 --> 00:28:16,487
S-- sorry
about that.

744
00:28:16,556 --> 00:28:17,799
What are you
doing here?

745
00:28:17,799 --> 00:28:20,146
The-- the comps
for Pistol.

746
00:28:20,146 --> 00:28:22,493
Wh-- what are you
doing back so late?

747
00:28:22,493 --> 00:28:24,633
Peter got drunk and
forgot his phone.

748
00:28:24,633 --> 00:28:25,911
Again.

749
00:28:25,980 --> 00:28:28,810
Of course pulling me out of my
M.B.A classes is no big deal.

750
00:28:28,810 --> 00:28:30,847
It really sucks not
being your own boss.

751
00:28:30,916 --> 00:28:31,951
Yeah.

752
00:28:31,951 --> 00:28:38,164
♪

753
00:28:38,233 --> 00:28:39,579
Agh.

754
00:28:41,340 --> 00:28:42,479
Oh yeah, let me--

755
00:28:42,479 --> 00:28:43,066
SLAM

756
00:28:43,135 --> 00:28:45,827
--get that.

757
00:28:45,827 --> 00:28:47,070
Uh, you know what?

758
00:28:48,830 --> 00:28:50,590
I've been to
sugar town.

759
00:28:50,659 --> 00:28:52,765
Now it's time to
shake the sugar down.

760
00:28:52,834 --> 00:28:54,663
It's about damn time.

761
00:28:55,354 --> 00:28:56,424
[grunts]

762
00:29:02,499 --> 00:29:03,327
Okay.

763
00:29:03,362 --> 00:29:12,440
♪

764
00:29:12,509 --> 00:29:13,372
Yes!

765
00:29:17,859 --> 00:29:19,688
Tennis?

766
00:29:22,795 --> 00:29:25,349
Greed is good.

767
00:29:27,213 --> 00:29:28,801
[elevator dings]

768
00:29:28,870 --> 00:29:31,839
[noises from hallway]

769
00:29:35,704 --> 00:29:37,189
Oh, is this your office?

770
00:29:37,189 --> 00:29:38,880
Yeah.

771
00:29:38,880 --> 00:29:41,055
Wow, it's so...big.

772
00:29:41,089 --> 00:29:42,056
[chuckles]

773
00:29:42,056 --> 00:29:43,505
Check this out.

774
00:29:43,574 --> 00:29:45,024
You wanna see
something else big?

775
00:29:45,024 --> 00:29:46,543
Sure.

776
00:29:46,888 --> 00:29:48,027
Look at that balance.

777
00:29:48,062 --> 00:29:48,717
Yeah!

778
00:29:48,752 --> 00:29:50,305
Oh. It is big.

779
00:29:50,374 --> 00:29:51,168
Yeah.

780
00:29:51,237 --> 00:29:53,205
I wonder what else
is big around here.

781
00:29:53,239 --> 00:29:55,069
Oh yeah.

782
00:29:55,103 --> 00:29:57,726
Who's got the fattest
fucking wallet you know?

783
00:29:57,726 --> 00:29:58,486
You do baby.

784
00:29:58,555 --> 00:30:00,660
Yeah. [chuckles]

785
00:30:00,729 --> 00:30:01,144
Oh yeah.

786
00:30:01,213 --> 00:30:01,972
Thats right.

787
00:30:02,041 --> 00:30:02,731
Mmm.

788
00:30:02,731 --> 00:30:04,216
Mmm.

789
00:30:04,768 --> 00:30:06,321
Yeah.

790
00:30:08,082 --> 00:30:11,740
Oh, oh oh oh! Ugh!

791
00:30:11,740 --> 00:30:12,431
SMACK

792
00:30:12,500 --> 00:30:14,122
Ow!!! Again with
the slapping!

793
00:30:14,191 --> 00:30:15,675
[cellphone ringing]

794
00:30:15,744 --> 00:30:16,849
[moaning]

795
00:30:16,918 --> 00:30:17,401
Yeah Peter?

796
00:30:17,401 --> 00:30:18,437
Where are you?

797
00:30:18,471 --> 00:30:20,680
I got your phone, I'll be
there in twenty minutes.

798
00:30:20,749 --> 00:30:21,440
What's that sound?

799
00:30:21,543 --> 00:30:23,235
I gotta go.
I'm riding the subway.

800
00:30:23,235 --> 00:30:24,408
[laughs]

801
00:30:24,408 --> 00:30:29,310
[enthusiastic moaning]

802
00:30:29,379 --> 00:30:31,933
Mmm, who's the
boss around here?

803
00:30:31,968 --> 00:30:32,520
You are.

804
00:30:32,589 --> 00:30:33,141
Yeah!

805
00:30:33,210 --> 00:30:35,247
You're the big boss man!

806
00:30:35,247 --> 00:30:36,386
Mmhmm!

807
00:30:36,455 --> 00:30:39,768
Who's gonna close the deal
and make you cum so hard?

808
00:30:39,803 --> 00:30:40,597
You are.

809
00:30:40,631 --> 00:30:41,149
Yeah.

810
00:30:41,218 --> 00:30:42,116
Close it!

811
00:30:42,150 --> 00:30:43,496
Come on, close it!

812
00:30:43,565 --> 00:30:46,948
Don't move, don't move,
don't move...don't move.

813
00:30:49,261 --> 00:30:52,298
Aaaaaaaaaaah!

814
00:30:52,367 --> 00:30:53,161
Ahhh.

815
00:30:53,230 --> 00:30:56,268
Sh sh sh sh shhh!

816
00:30:56,268 --> 00:31:00,444
Gyaaaaah!

817
00:31:00,444 --> 00:31:01,618
Yes!

818
00:31:02,653 --> 00:31:05,311
Now that is all
a man needs.

819
00:31:05,311 --> 00:31:09,453
Uh, oh fifty-three seconds,
it's a personal best.

820
00:31:09,488 --> 00:31:10,144
Wow.

821
00:31:10,213 --> 00:31:11,559
Yes.

822
00:31:11,628 --> 00:31:12,560
That's something.

823
00:31:12,629 --> 00:31:13,975
Yeah. Mm.

824
00:31:13,975 --> 00:31:14,838
Hurry up.

825
00:31:14,907 --> 00:31:16,288
I gotta catch a bus.

826
00:31:16,288 --> 00:31:17,013
SLAM.

827
00:31:17,082 --> 00:31:20,292
♪

828
00:31:20,326 --> 00:31:21,465
All a man needs.

829
00:31:21,465 --> 00:31:24,123
Money, power, sex.

830
00:31:25,504 --> 00:31:26,470
Yes!

831
00:31:26,470 --> 00:31:28,403
Okay...

832
00:31:28,472 --> 00:31:30,819
Student loans.

833
00:31:31,475 --> 00:31:33,167
[sigh]

834
00:31:33,167 --> 00:31:34,513
Your nose is bleeding.

835
00:31:36,584 --> 00:31:37,930
[laughs] Oh.

836
00:31:37,999 --> 00:31:39,000
Here.

837
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:40,691
Use this.

838
00:31:42,279 --> 00:31:44,281
This your first time?

839
00:31:44,350 --> 00:31:46,525
Oh a photocopier, yeah.

840
00:31:47,871 --> 00:31:48,976
With a woman.

841
00:31:51,668 --> 00:31:52,980
Was I too rough?

842
00:31:54,188 --> 00:31:55,914
It was painful...

843
00:31:57,225 --> 00:31:58,537
...ly awesome.

844
00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:08,374
Our secret.

845
00:32:08,443 --> 00:32:15,036
♪

846
00:32:15,036 --> 00:32:16,693
Who is Tricky?

847
00:32:20,904 --> 00:32:23,044
This... and this.

848
00:32:27,876 --> 00:32:30,086
[patterened knocking]

849
00:32:30,155 --> 00:32:36,057
♪

850
00:32:36,057 --> 00:32:37,265
She mauled you.

851
00:32:37,334 --> 00:32:39,233
Bro, until tonight
I was a boy.

852
00:32:39,233 --> 00:32:42,408
And then this boy got
slap-fucked by a kinky goddess

853
00:32:42,443 --> 00:32:44,721
and now I'm a man!

854
00:32:46,412 --> 00:32:48,897
Yeah, where's my hand been?
You don't know.

855
00:32:51,590 --> 00:32:53,281
Yo, for someone who
doesn't watch porn,

856
00:32:53,350 --> 00:32:55,594
allegedly, you've got
a great eye for spank.

857
00:32:55,594 --> 00:32:57,665
No, it's just an
insurance policy.

858
00:32:57,734 --> 00:32:58,424
What?

859
00:32:58,493 --> 00:33:00,116
What? No, we can
never use this.

860
00:33:00,116 --> 00:33:03,119
How you gonna explain being in
Peter's office when you shot it?

861
00:33:03,188 --> 00:33:04,120
Right! I'll erase it!

862
00:33:04,189 --> 00:33:05,604
Okay, now let's
not overreact.

863
00:33:05,604 --> 00:33:08,296
Just send me a copy and then
promise you're not gonna

864
00:33:08,365 --> 00:33:09,746
show anyone else.

865
00:33:09,746 --> 00:33:10,574
I promise.

866
00:33:10,609 --> 00:33:12,093
Oh, so nasty!

867
00:33:12,128 --> 00:33:13,094
Okay.

868
00:33:16,408 --> 00:33:16,753
Jessica.

869
00:33:16,787 --> 00:33:17,512
Hi.

870
00:33:17,754 --> 00:33:19,273
What's wrong?

871
00:33:19,273 --> 00:33:22,103
It's nothing, I'm fine.

872
00:33:22,103 --> 00:33:24,381
You're not fine.

873
00:33:24,450 --> 00:33:28,109
Rufus is sick at home and
I have so much work to do.

874
00:33:28,109 --> 00:33:29,938
Rufus needs you
more than these do.

875
00:33:29,938 --> 00:33:31,630
I have to finish
it by tomorrow--

876
00:33:31,699 --> 00:33:33,942
Jessica. Go home.

877
00:33:37,291 --> 00:33:38,637
Thank you.

878
00:33:41,950 --> 00:33:42,951
Good night.

879
00:33:42,951 --> 00:33:44,367
Good night.

880
00:33:44,884 --> 00:33:45,954
He's a nice guy.

881
00:33:45,954 --> 00:33:46,714
Yeah, he's great.

882
00:33:46,783 --> 00:33:48,302
No, I mean like
really nice.

883
00:33:48,302 --> 00:33:50,338
Like actually
a nice guy.

884
00:33:50,407 --> 00:33:52,996
Yeah, no Isaac,
I understand.

885
00:33:53,065 --> 00:33:55,240
Okay.

886
00:33:55,309 --> 00:33:57,794
Sorry, is that a
tampon up your nose?

887
00:33:57,794 --> 00:33:58,967
Yeah.

888
00:34:01,556 --> 00:34:02,316
...Okay.

889
00:34:02,350 --> 00:34:04,180
Yeah, I'll see
you later.

890
00:34:04,249 --> 00:34:05,457
Good night.

891
00:34:09,185 --> 00:34:15,812
[Skype ringing]

892
00:34:15,846 --> 00:34:16,675
Hi.

893
00:34:16,778 --> 00:34:18,608
Honey, forget the buds,
I got him.

894
00:34:18,677 --> 00:34:20,886
We've been trying you for days,
what's going on?

895
00:34:20,955 --> 00:34:23,854
I've tried the home, the cell,
the e-mail, this bullshit.

896
00:34:23,923 --> 00:34:26,340
A psychic telegram
is gonna be next.

897
00:34:26,340 --> 00:34:30,654
I know, I'm sorry but I've been
swamped by an important project.

898
00:34:30,654 --> 00:34:31,517
Oh.

899
00:34:31,517 --> 00:34:33,623
D-- did you get
your first paycheck?

900
00:34:33,692 --> 00:34:36,350
Um, not yet but
any time now.

901
00:34:36,384 --> 00:34:38,662
Yo, didn't think I'd
bail on ya, did ya?

902
00:34:38,662 --> 00:34:39,836
Ooh!

903
00:34:39,836 --> 00:34:41,044
Um, guys?

904
00:34:41,044 --> 00:34:43,598
Isaac just got back, we're still
at the office. I gotta go.

905
00:34:43,667 --> 00:34:44,185
Wait, but--

906
00:34:44,185 --> 00:34:45,876
Okay, bye-bye!

907
00:34:54,022 --> 00:34:55,817
Yo, yo yo yo!
Check this out!

908
00:34:55,886 --> 00:34:58,303
Okay, so the numbered company
from Peter's email is actually

909
00:34:58,372 --> 00:35:01,306
the shell company where the
missing three mil is going.

910
00:35:01,375 --> 00:35:02,617
The one owned by R.W.?

911
00:35:02,686 --> 00:35:03,860
Hells yeah.

912
00:35:03,894 --> 00:35:06,656
So, Tricky is R.W..

913
00:35:06,725 --> 00:35:09,590
Listen, if you need me to solve
any more financial mysteries,

914
00:35:09,659 --> 00:35:11,212
you know wheres to find me.

915
00:35:11,247 --> 00:35:12,317
Hey, while you're snoozing?

916
00:35:12,386 --> 00:35:14,698
See if you can figure
out who R.W. is.

917
00:35:14,698 --> 00:35:15,975
I am on it.

918
00:35:16,044 --> 00:35:30,058
♪

919
00:35:32,475 --> 00:35:35,063
Hey.

920
00:35:35,063 --> 00:35:36,099
Mm.

921
00:35:38,550 --> 00:35:41,069
[clears throat]

922
00:35:41,104 --> 00:35:42,588
How's Rufus?

923
00:35:42,588 --> 00:35:46,109
Well, I gave him a suppository
so that seemed to do the trick.

924
00:35:46,178 --> 00:35:46,937
Thank you.

925
00:35:47,006 --> 00:35:47,904
I owe you.

926
00:35:49,664 --> 00:35:49,906
Bowtie!

927
00:35:49,940 --> 00:35:50,458
Ahh!

928
00:35:50,527 --> 00:35:51,459
Finkelstein!

929
00:35:51,528 --> 00:35:53,116
In my father's office.

930
00:35:53,185 --> 00:35:54,359
Now!

931
00:35:54,428 --> 00:35:55,394
Move it!

932
00:35:56,671 --> 00:35:57,327
Oh hey.

933
00:35:57,396 --> 00:35:57,741
Hey.

934
00:35:57,741 --> 00:35:59,295
Heeeey.

935
00:35:59,329 --> 00:36:02,781
If this job's too much for ya,
I could take some of your load.

936
00:36:02,815 --> 00:36:04,921
If you take
some of mine.

937
00:36:04,921 --> 00:36:06,129
Hm?

938
00:36:06,129 --> 00:36:09,822
You know, from what I've heard,
it's not a very big load.

939
00:36:09,891 --> 00:36:12,963
So I'm sure you can
handle it, right?

940
00:36:19,591 --> 00:36:20,937
Sit.

941
00:36:24,320 --> 00:36:27,633
I want to introduce my new
corporate head of security.

942
00:36:27,702 --> 00:36:28,979
Junior?

943
00:36:31,292 --> 00:36:33,467
There was a security
violation last night.

944
00:36:33,501 --> 00:36:36,780
Someone was on
dad's computer.

945
00:36:36,780 --> 00:36:37,781
Ramsey.

946
00:36:37,816 --> 00:36:38,713
You were here.

947
00:36:38,782 --> 00:36:40,474
Uh, he-- here?

948
00:36:40,474 --> 00:36:41,647
Here-- oh gosh!

949
00:36:41,647 --> 00:36:44,409
No we-- we were here in the
office, uh, working late--

950
00:36:44,478 --> 00:36:45,720
In the cubicle only.

951
00:36:45,789 --> 00:36:47,239
Yep.

952
00:36:47,308 --> 00:36:48,413
Seen anyone?

953
00:36:48,482 --> 00:36:50,656
Anyone you
shouldn't have?

954
00:36:50,725 --> 00:36:52,071
Hm.

955
00:36:52,140 --> 00:36:53,970
You got access
to his office.

956
00:36:53,970 --> 00:36:56,490
I was here fetching
your phone.

957
00:36:56,490 --> 00:36:58,457
Who'd you see?

958
00:36:58,457 --> 00:36:59,493
No one.

959
00:36:59,493 --> 00:37:00,977
You didn't see
each other?

960
00:37:00,977 --> 00:37:02,150
Or anyone else?

961
00:37:02,185 --> 00:37:03,842
That's your story?

962
00:37:04,670 --> 00:37:06,224
SLAM

963
00:37:07,432 --> 00:37:08,433
[sighs]

964
00:37:08,502 --> 00:37:10,158
Get back to work.

965
00:37:10,158 --> 00:37:11,332
Now!

966
00:37:12,195 --> 00:37:14,853
Oh yeah, don't forget about
our rematch tomorrow morning.

967
00:37:14,922 --> 00:37:16,751
Prepare to
be pummeled.

968
00:37:18,926 --> 00:37:20,376
Your eyes and
ears are mine.

969
00:37:20,445 --> 00:37:23,689
And maybe some
other fleshy bits.

970
00:37:29,488 --> 00:37:31,007
Mmm.

971
00:37:31,697 --> 00:37:33,009
It was the dorks.

972
00:37:33,043 --> 00:37:35,218
I can feel it
in my balls.

973
00:37:35,218 --> 00:37:37,393
Okay, we gotta lay low
until this blows over.

974
00:37:37,462 --> 00:37:37,945
Agreed.

975
00:37:38,014 --> 00:37:38,704
Yeah.

976
00:37:38,704 --> 00:37:39,878
That was pretty
intense huh?

977
00:37:39,878 --> 00:37:41,742
Yeah, well, we couldn't
exactly tell him,

978
00:37:41,811 --> 00:37:44,538
you know, what we
were really doing.

979
00:37:44,572 --> 00:37:47,955
By the way thanks for
helping him with that.

980
00:37:48,024 --> 00:37:49,025
Bye boys.

981
00:37:50,716 --> 00:37:51,717
All right.

982
00:37:55,203 --> 00:37:56,619
[mail alert tone]

983
00:38:01,831 --> 00:38:05,386
Dude, are you reading
about this Dick Wad?

984
00:38:05,386 --> 00:38:07,043
Full details of the
proposed legislation

985
00:38:07,043 --> 00:38:08,216
will be released
shortly.

986
00:38:08,216 --> 00:38:10,011
A bill that de-regulates
student loans?

987
00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:12,566
So the government's selling
them off to the private sector.

988
00:38:12,566 --> 00:38:15,258
Yeah, and Peter Hoss is
ready to buy them all up.

989
00:38:15,327 --> 00:38:17,225
He saw it coming.

990
00:38:17,225 --> 00:38:18,226
Damn, he's good man.

991
00:38:18,261 --> 00:38:19,952
Nobody's that good.

992
00:38:20,021 --> 00:38:23,680
Actually I am. I need you both
over at the campus to make sure

993
00:38:23,749 --> 00:38:25,544
the students know we
have their backs.

994
00:38:25,579 --> 00:38:26,476
Do we?

995
00:38:26,545 --> 00:38:27,408
Sir?

996
00:38:27,408 --> 00:38:29,445
Aw, they're a lot
better off with us

997
00:38:29,514 --> 00:38:31,412
than they will be
with the feds.

998
00:38:31,412 --> 00:38:34,277
Of course, a lot of those
geniuses don't realize that.

999
00:38:34,346 --> 00:38:37,245
Tricky dick's new bill
could stir up some shit.

1000
00:38:39,524 --> 00:38:40,766
[elevator dings]

1001
00:38:40,801 --> 00:38:42,112
Tricky is Dick Wadkins.

1002
00:38:42,112 --> 00:38:43,597
Yeah, meaning R.W.
Is Richard Wadkins.

1003
00:38:43,597 --> 00:38:45,599
Peter's bribing Dick Wad
with three million dollars

1004
00:38:45,599 --> 00:38:46,703
to introduce that bill.

1005
00:38:46,772 --> 00:38:49,361
No wonder he's ahead of
the curve. He pays to be.

1006
00:38:49,430 --> 00:38:52,433
But how is he guaranteeing
investors such high returns?

1007
00:38:52,433 --> 00:39:05,101
♪

1008
00:39:05,101 --> 00:39:07,586
Dammit.

1009
00:39:07,586 --> 00:39:09,036
Retard.

1010
00:39:09,623 --> 00:39:12,142
How am I supposed to
pay for my loans now?

1011
00:39:12,142 --> 00:39:13,903
Yes, that is what
anger looks like.

1012
00:39:13,972 --> 00:39:16,906
I won't be able to afford
to get a place, a car...

1013
00:39:16,975 --> 00:39:19,080
When this new bill passes,
we're fucked.

1014
00:39:19,149 --> 00:39:21,151
Here's who you wanna
talk to. Neal Ramsey.

1015
00:39:21,151 --> 00:39:23,326
Former president of the Student
Loan Advocacy committee

1016
00:39:23,326 --> 00:39:26,053
and now he's a big shot banker
at Hoss and Associates.

1017
00:39:26,122 --> 00:39:27,157
Hi, everyone.

1018
00:39:27,261 --> 00:39:30,091
Um, I-- I'd like to start
by assuring you that if

1019
00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:32,300
your loans are with
Hoss and Associates,

1020
00:39:32,335 --> 00:39:34,164
you will get a
lower interest rate

1021
00:39:34,164 --> 00:39:35,407
than the government
will provide.

1022
00:39:35,476 --> 00:39:37,858
Bullshit. If we don't make
our payments on time,

1023
00:39:37,927 --> 00:39:40,516
the interest
rates skyrocket.

1024
00:39:40,585 --> 00:39:42,345
Oh, but the rates
can't be adjusted.

1025
00:39:42,380 --> 00:39:44,830
It said so in the press
release twenty minutes ago.

1026
00:39:44,865 --> 00:39:46,867
At least with the government
there were limits.

1027
00:39:46,936 --> 00:39:48,662
Shit. That's how the
one percent loans

1028
00:39:48,662 --> 00:39:50,940
become eight percent bonds,
Peter adjusts the rates.

1029
00:39:51,009 --> 00:39:52,493
Great job protecting
us asshole!

1030
00:39:52,493 --> 00:39:54,253
I promise you I
will do everything

1031
00:39:54,322 --> 00:39:55,841
I can to make
this right.

1032
00:39:55,841 --> 00:39:57,015
Uh, you know Neal,

1033
00:39:57,049 --> 00:39:59,535
the proposed legislation
affects existing loans too.

1034
00:39:59,604 --> 00:40:01,088
Not just new ones.

1035
00:40:01,157 --> 00:40:03,055
That means you.

1036
00:40:03,124 --> 00:40:05,506
And, uh, I haven't
seen a pay stub yet.

1037
00:40:05,506 --> 00:40:07,266
I-- I will have
it next week.

1038
00:40:07,335 --> 00:40:08,026
Not to worry.

1039
00:40:08,095 --> 00:40:09,337
Oh, I'm not worried.

1040
00:40:09,372 --> 00:40:10,684
Your parents?

1041
00:40:10,718 --> 00:40:11,995
They're worried.

1042
00:40:14,377 --> 00:40:15,654
You guys suck!

1043
00:40:15,861 --> 00:40:27,632
♪

1044
00:40:27,701 --> 00:40:29,703
HOWARD:Chuck called
us. Again.

1045
00:40:29,703 --> 00:40:32,706
GALE:We'd love to help you Neal.
But we need your help now.

1046
00:40:32,706 --> 00:40:33,707
I'm on it.

1047
00:40:33,776 --> 00:40:34,880
Don't worry.

1048
00:40:34,915 --> 00:40:37,365
Don't worry? It's only the
roof over our heads son.

1049
00:40:37,400 --> 00:40:39,713
So I-- uh, I can't make
dinner tomorrow night.

1050
00:40:39,713 --> 00:40:42,405
Mr. Hoss is having his 60th
birthday party at the lawn

1051
00:40:42,474 --> 00:40:43,441
and tennis club.

1052
00:40:43,510 --> 00:40:45,477
Oh, so you'd rather go
to that schmooze hole.

1053
00:40:45,546 --> 00:40:48,273
I don't miss that place at
all. Listen, if you see

1054
00:40:48,342 --> 00:40:50,551
Isaac's father, tell him
I do not say hello.

1055
00:40:50,551 --> 00:40:51,552
Hi Mr. Ramsey.

1056
00:40:51,587 --> 00:40:52,588
Hello...

1057
00:40:52,657 --> 00:40:53,554
Isaac.

1058
00:40:53,589 --> 00:40:54,555
Hey Isaac.

1059
00:40:54,555 --> 00:40:56,384
Listen Howard, just don't
drag the boys into--

1060
00:40:56,384 --> 00:40:57,627
I know, I know.

1061
00:40:57,696 --> 00:41:00,734
It's all right Mrs. Ramsey, my
dad would say the same thing.

1062
00:41:00,768 --> 00:41:02,736
Jesse still evading the
security's commission?

1063
00:41:02,805 --> 00:41:03,840
Ha ha.

1064
00:41:03,909 --> 00:41:06,015
They never actually proved
anything Mr. Ramsey.

1065
00:41:06,084 --> 00:41:08,017
Okay, well just remember
you guys are partners.

1066
00:41:08,086 --> 00:41:09,984
That means that you
look after each other.

1067
00:41:10,053 --> 00:41:10,744
We will.

1068
00:41:10,778 --> 00:41:11,848
Partners.

1069
00:41:11,917 --> 00:41:12,918
It's an important thing.

1070
00:41:12,953 --> 00:41:14,437
Okay. Don't screw
each other over.

1071
00:41:14,506 --> 00:41:15,921
Yes, be good
boys, okay?

1072
00:41:15,956 --> 00:41:17,233
You never screw
your partner.

1073
00:41:17,233 --> 00:41:17,751
Do good.

1074
00:41:17,820 --> 00:41:18,648
Good night!

1075
00:41:21,064 --> 00:41:22,928
This is not good bro.

1076
00:41:22,963 --> 00:41:25,552
Students will lose everything
and still not pay off

1077
00:41:25,621 --> 00:41:28,037
their loans, we're headed to
another '08 meltdown here.

1078
00:41:28,106 --> 00:41:30,280
Then we should call the
securities commission.

1079
00:41:30,315 --> 00:41:32,110
Yeah, but even if
they believe us,

1080
00:41:32,110 --> 00:41:34,319
Peter will just sue us
until we piss blood.

1081
00:41:34,388 --> 00:41:37,011
And he's gonna drag his
investors down with him.

1082
00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:39,704
My father included.

1083
00:41:39,773 --> 00:41:43,259
Then it's up to us, we have to
find actual evidence that Hoss

1084
00:41:43,293 --> 00:41:45,226
is paying off
Dick Wadkins.

1085
00:41:45,295 --> 00:41:46,987
Yeah, but there's no
way we're getting

1086
00:41:47,056 --> 00:41:49,748
anywhere near Peter's
office now.

1087
00:41:50,473 --> 00:41:53,027
We do have tennis
in the morning.

1088
00:41:54,719 --> 00:41:55,858
Come on, bring it.

1089
00:41:57,929 --> 00:41:58,688
Hmh!

1090
00:41:59,102 --> 00:42:00,621
Come to daddy.

1091
00:42:00,656 --> 00:42:01,933
Ugh, aah!

1092
00:42:01,933 --> 00:42:02,968
Oh!

1093
00:42:03,037 --> 00:42:06,075
I'm cramping up, that's
the potassium deficiency.

1094
00:42:06,144 --> 00:42:08,629
Imma grab a banana,
you guys play on.

1095
00:42:08,664 --> 00:42:11,287
Huh, huh, okay.

1096
00:42:12,391 --> 00:42:13,151
Perfect.

1097
00:42:13,220 --> 00:42:14,117
Two on one.

1098
00:42:14,117 --> 00:42:14,946
Serve it up.

1099
00:42:15,774 --> 00:42:16,948
Oh!

1100
00:42:19,122 --> 00:42:25,991
♪

1101
00:42:25,991 --> 00:42:27,993
Peter doesn't
buzz his head.

1102
00:42:28,062 --> 00:42:29,132
Oh.

1103
00:42:29,167 --> 00:42:30,548
Ugh.

1104
00:42:32,308 --> 00:42:33,136
Bingo!

1105
00:42:33,171 --> 00:42:37,969
♪

1106
00:42:38,003 --> 00:42:38,832
Guh!

1107
00:42:39,833 --> 00:42:40,488
Ugh!

1108
00:42:40,661 --> 00:42:43,008
Na na na na.

1109
00:42:43,008 --> 00:42:45,252
Money, power, sex.

1110
00:42:48,669 --> 00:42:49,843
They've already won.

1111
00:42:49,843 --> 00:42:50,844
We're on our way.

1112
00:42:50,878 --> 00:42:52,328
Stall, I need more time.

1113
00:42:52,328 --> 00:42:53,605
Uh, okay.

1114
00:42:53,950 --> 00:42:58,472
[panting] Hey, guys,
swell...game.

1115
00:42:58,541 --> 00:43:00,681
I actually think I left
something on the, uh,

1116
00:43:00,716 --> 00:43:01,371
the court.

1117
00:43:01,440 --> 00:43:02,614
Besides your
manhood?

1118
00:43:02,683 --> 00:43:04,512
Heh hah.

1119
00:43:05,997 --> 00:43:07,377
They're coming.

1120
00:43:08,551 --> 00:43:10,173
[hallway chatter]

1121
00:43:10,208 --> 00:43:12,866
[laughing]

1122
00:43:12,866 --> 00:43:14,384
Why are you laughing?

1123
00:43:14,384 --> 00:43:17,698
Hah, ah, did uh--
did Neal win already?

1124
00:43:17,698 --> 00:43:21,115
You dorks just got your
asses handed to ya.

1125
00:43:23,221 --> 00:43:25,637
Oh, steam's
for winners.

1126
00:43:25,706 --> 00:43:26,396
Yeah.

1127
00:43:26,465 --> 00:43:28,364
Champs need to
talk business.

1128
00:43:28,364 --> 00:43:29,537
[chuckles]

1129
00:43:29,572 --> 00:43:31,056
Champs...

1130
00:43:32,713 --> 00:43:34,094
Did you find anything?

1131
00:43:34,163 --> 00:43:36,717
Only that Wadkins is gonna
be at Peter's 60th tonight.

1132
00:43:36,752 --> 00:43:37,373
Hah!

1133
00:43:37,407 --> 00:43:38,374
Whoop, whoop!

1134
00:43:38,374 --> 00:43:39,030
Ha ha!

1135
00:43:39,030 --> 00:43:39,547
SMACK

1136
00:43:39,547 --> 00:43:40,203
Ow!

1137
00:43:40,203 --> 00:43:40,721
[laughing]

1138
00:43:40,790 --> 00:43:42,136
Neal, I got your towel!

1139
00:43:42,205 --> 00:43:52,215
♪

1140
00:43:52,215 --> 00:44:03,571
♪

1141
00:44:03,571 --> 00:44:05,884
[chatter]

1142
00:44:09,060 --> 00:44:09,923
There they are.

1143
00:44:12,235 --> 00:44:13,443
Holy shit.

1144
00:44:13,512 --> 00:44:14,444
She looks...

1145
00:44:15,238 --> 00:44:16,446
Radiant.

1146
00:44:17,516 --> 00:44:20,105
That's swell Isaac, but,
uh, let's focus.

1147
00:44:20,105 --> 00:44:21,486
Why can't you do this?

1148
00:44:21,555 --> 00:44:23,246
Because your father
is the lead investor.

1149
00:44:23,246 --> 00:44:24,592
You can get in there.

1150
00:44:24,592 --> 00:44:26,318
How do I get
him to talk?

1151
00:44:26,387 --> 00:44:27,803
Ask them to
explain the bill.

1152
00:44:27,872 --> 00:44:28,700
Play dumb.

1153
00:44:28,769 --> 00:44:30,288
You can do that.

1154
00:44:30,357 --> 00:44:31,910
Hilarious.

1155
00:44:31,945 --> 00:44:32,911
Okay.

1156
00:44:36,432 --> 00:44:37,605
I'm going in.

1157
00:44:37,605 --> 00:44:38,468
Wish me luck.

1158
00:44:39,642 --> 00:44:40,608
Good luck.

1159
00:44:43,473 --> 00:44:46,442
Hey Rodney, your mom's
here to pick you up.

1160
00:44:47,615 --> 00:44:48,927
Beat it.

1161
00:44:50,446 --> 00:44:52,620
[clears throat]

1162
00:44:55,278 --> 00:44:56,486
Hi dad.

1163
00:44:56,555 --> 00:44:57,971
Shouldn't you be
at the office?

1164
00:44:58,040 --> 00:45:00,525
[laughing]

1165
00:45:00,594 --> 00:45:02,803
That's a fine young man
you've got there Jesse.

1166
00:45:02,803 --> 00:45:05,668
He remains loyal, no
telling how far he can go.

1167
00:45:05,737 --> 00:45:08,464
As long as he can stand
on his own two feet.

1168
00:45:08,498 --> 00:45:10,328
That's what I
tell my boy.

1169
00:45:10,328 --> 00:45:11,812
Hello there, you want
another drink?

1170
00:45:11,812 --> 00:45:12,571
No, I'm good.

1171
00:45:12,640 --> 00:45:13,089
You sure?

1172
00:45:13,158 --> 00:45:13,849
Yeah, I'm great--

1173
00:45:13,918 --> 00:45:14,332
come on--

1174
00:45:14,401 --> 00:45:14,953
--thank you.

1175
00:45:14,953 --> 00:45:15,471
Ahem.

1176
00:45:15,471 --> 00:45:16,334
Bowtie.

1177
00:45:16,334 --> 00:45:19,751
Tell her to relax
and enjoy the party.

1178
00:45:19,820 --> 00:45:21,477
Let's get you
another drink.

1179
00:45:21,477 --> 00:45:23,306
That is a great idea.

1180
00:45:23,341 --> 00:45:24,411
Mmm.

1181
00:45:24,480 --> 00:45:25,999
Pinot.

1182
00:45:25,999 --> 00:45:27,828
There you go.
Take your time.

1183
00:45:30,486 --> 00:45:33,351
Isaac, you met
Dick Wadkins?

1184
00:45:33,420 --> 00:45:34,939
Uh, not yet.

1185
00:45:35,008 --> 00:45:36,250
A pleasure sir.

1186
00:45:36,319 --> 00:45:37,182
How you doing?

1187
00:45:37,182 --> 00:45:39,012
Are you the one
who's introducing that,

1188
00:45:39,012 --> 00:45:41,842
uh, student loan
bill thing?

1189
00:45:41,842 --> 00:45:44,811
Now what's in it
for you exactly?

1190
00:45:48,538 --> 00:45:49,677
Sorry gentleman.

1191
00:45:51,679 --> 00:45:52,888
What the hell was that?

1192
00:45:52,957 --> 00:45:53,958
I don't know.

1193
00:45:54,027 --> 00:45:55,683
What the fuck are
you doing, huh?

1194
00:45:55,718 --> 00:45:56,788
I just--

1195
00:45:56,857 --> 00:45:58,548
Want to embarrass me in
front of my colleagues?

1196
00:45:58,548 --> 00:46:00,378
Trying some idiotic stunt?
It stops now.

1197
00:46:00,447 --> 00:46:01,759
Or you're on
your own.

1198
00:46:05,210 --> 00:46:06,453
Two pinot noir's please.

1199
00:46:06,522 --> 00:46:07,178
Yes.

1200
00:46:13,253 --> 00:46:15,048
I-- I'm out Neal.
I'm fuckin' out.

1201
00:46:15,048 --> 00:46:16,325
I can't help
you anymore.

1202
00:46:16,394 --> 00:46:17,395
What-- what--
what happened?

1203
00:46:17,395 --> 00:46:20,398
My father...we--
he'll cut me off.

1204
00:46:20,398 --> 00:46:22,641
This is our last chance
to get them together.

1205
00:46:22,710 --> 00:46:26,714
I'm sorry bro. I tried.

1206
00:46:26,749 --> 00:46:28,406
Enjoy your trust fund.

1207
00:46:29,717 --> 00:46:31,719
You know what,
you're an asshole.

1208
00:46:40,349 --> 00:46:43,662
Everything is good
to go. All right.

1209
00:46:43,731 --> 00:46:45,733
All right sweetheart,
let's go.

1210
00:46:52,499 --> 00:46:53,051
...Right there.

1211
00:46:53,051 --> 00:46:54,052
Yup.

1212
00:46:57,607 --> 00:46:58,919
Who's the boss
around here?

1213
00:46:58,919 --> 00:46:59,609
You are.

1214
00:46:59,678 --> 00:47:00,610
Yeah!

1215
00:47:00,610 --> 00:47:03,924
So I'd like to discuss
my initial public--

1216
00:47:03,924 --> 00:47:05,029
Neal!

1217
00:47:05,098 --> 00:47:06,271
What, are you
cock-blocking me?

1218
00:47:06,306 --> 00:47:07,755
Call off the
student loan deal.

1219
00:47:07,790 --> 00:47:09,654
You're the
big boss man.

1220
00:47:09,723 --> 00:47:12,450
Oh, I knew you limp dicks
were in my dad's office.

1221
00:47:12,450 --> 00:47:14,176
Isaac had nothing
to do with this.

1222
00:47:14,245 --> 00:47:15,039
Yeah right.

1223
00:47:15,108 --> 00:47:17,179
I will show this
video to your father.

1224
00:47:17,248 --> 00:47:18,801
[moaning]

1225
00:47:18,870 --> 00:47:20,768
Close it! Yes!

1226
00:47:20,768 --> 00:47:21,528
Okay fine.

1227
00:47:21,597 --> 00:47:23,254
You got me,
I'll call it off.

1228
00:47:23,288 --> 00:47:23,875
When?

1229
00:47:23,944 --> 00:47:24,772
Tomorrow morning.

1230
00:47:24,772 --> 00:47:26,809
My dad's office.

1231
00:47:26,878 --> 00:47:27,845
Fine.

1232
00:47:29,294 --> 00:47:31,124
And stay away
from Jessica.

1233
00:47:35,473 --> 00:47:36,819
What was that
all about?

1234
00:47:36,819 --> 00:47:40,478
I told him we still had
work to do on the closing.

1235
00:47:40,547 --> 00:47:41,410
Ah.

1236
00:47:41,479 --> 00:47:43,446
But actually I was
wondering if um...

1237
00:47:46,449 --> 00:47:47,381
What?

1238
00:47:48,831 --> 00:47:50,626
Do you wanna get
out of here?

1239
00:47:50,660 --> 00:47:52,490
I would love to, yes.

1240
00:47:55,182 --> 00:47:56,218
You got me untied.

1241
00:47:56,287 --> 00:47:57,288
[laughs]

1242
00:47:57,322 --> 00:47:58,496
Well you know...

1243
00:47:58,530 --> 00:48:01,464
Dad, dad, do
you have a sec?

1244
00:48:05,641 --> 00:48:06,297
What?

1245
00:48:06,297 --> 00:48:07,505
Nothing.

1246
00:48:07,539 --> 00:48:11,164
Mr. Finklestein, can I
steal your son for a second?

1247
00:48:11,164 --> 00:48:12,475
Please do.

1248
00:48:19,689 --> 00:48:21,864
So do all the girls
make you space out,

1249
00:48:21,933 --> 00:48:23,176
or am I just special?

1250
00:48:23,176 --> 00:48:25,316
Oh, sorry, uh...

1251
00:48:26,213 --> 00:48:28,836
Isaac and I are fighting.

1252
00:48:28,836 --> 00:48:31,184
I'm sorry, did you
want to talk about it?

1253
00:48:31,184 --> 00:48:32,530
Not really.

1254
00:48:32,530 --> 00:48:36,499
But there is something I've
been meaning to show you.

1255
00:48:38,363 --> 00:48:40,193
What's going on
with you tonight?

1256
00:48:40,193 --> 00:48:43,679
It's uh, it's Neal,
we're fighting.

1257
00:48:45,370 --> 00:48:47,994
I know just
what you need.

1258
00:48:53,551 --> 00:48:55,173
Open them.

1259
00:49:00,040 --> 00:49:01,179
[gasp]

1260
00:49:02,215 --> 00:49:03,526
Ashby.

1261
00:49:03,526 --> 00:49:06,978
♪

1262
00:49:07,047 --> 00:49:09,981
I have been wanting to see
this piece for so long.

1263
00:49:10,050 --> 00:49:20,060
♪

1264
00:49:20,060 --> 00:49:34,419
♪

1265
00:49:36,939 --> 00:49:39,079
Hot wax, huh.

1266
00:49:39,079 --> 00:49:41,875
Do we need like a safe word,
or something?

1267
00:49:41,944 --> 00:49:44,843
Well, I thought you might
enjoy a change of pace.

1268
00:49:46,086 --> 00:49:50,056
Did I mention you
look radiant?

1269
00:49:51,747 --> 00:50:01,791
♪

1270
00:50:01,791 --> 00:50:22,985
♪

1271
00:50:23,054 --> 00:50:24,952
[knocking]

1272
00:50:27,610 --> 00:50:28,646
What's he
doing here?

1273
00:50:28,646 --> 00:50:29,819
What are you
doing here?

1274
00:50:29,888 --> 00:50:33,375
Hm, you didn't tell
the wife bowtie?

1275
00:50:33,444 --> 00:50:34,307
Join us.

1276
00:50:35,446 --> 00:50:36,964
Have a seat.

1277
00:50:37,965 --> 00:50:41,003
Dad, bowtie's got
something to show you.

1278
00:50:41,659 --> 00:50:43,178
[clears throat]

1279
00:50:43,247 --> 00:50:45,145
Come on.

1280
00:50:45,145 --> 00:50:47,113
Come on, let's
get this over with.

1281
00:50:49,805 --> 00:50:51,048
Let's do this.

1282
00:50:53,809 --> 00:50:54,810
Thank you.

1283
00:50:55,673 --> 00:50:56,674
Action.

1284
00:50:57,640 --> 00:50:59,194
Ooh, yeah!

1285
00:50:59,263 --> 00:51:00,505
Who's the boss
around here?

1286
00:51:00,574 --> 00:51:01,161
You are.

1287
00:51:01,196 --> 00:51:01,851
Yeah.

1288
00:51:01,955 --> 00:51:03,819
You're the big
boss man.

1289
00:51:03,819 --> 00:51:07,478
[groaning]

1290
00:51:07,478 --> 00:51:08,168
[chuckling]

1291
00:51:08,168 --> 00:51:09,342
Francine, huh?

1292
00:51:09,411 --> 00:51:09,997
Yeah.

1293
00:51:09,997 --> 00:51:12,034
Did she do the old...?

1294
00:51:12,103 --> 00:51:12,931
Yeah, twice.

1295
00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:13,863
Wow.

1296
00:51:13,967 --> 00:51:15,279
Yeah. You're right,
she's worth every penny.

1297
00:51:15,348 --> 00:51:16,901
But he broke into
your computer.

1298
00:51:16,970 --> 00:51:18,454
I'm gonna diversify
your portfolio.

1299
00:51:18,523 --> 00:51:20,042
What the fuck
are you doing?

1300
00:51:20,111 --> 00:51:21,008
It's foreplay.

1301
00:51:21,008 --> 00:51:21,940
Come on.

1302
00:51:22,009 --> 00:51:22,700
Relax.

1303
00:51:22,700 --> 00:51:23,839
I didn't go into
your e-mails.

1304
00:51:23,839 --> 00:51:24,978
The dorks did.

1305
00:51:25,047 --> 00:51:27,532
Finklestein over here went
into your Blackberry too.

1306
00:51:27,532 --> 00:51:30,673
Now last time I checked
that's a felony, right?

1307
00:51:30,673 --> 00:51:31,709
What?

1308
00:51:31,709 --> 00:51:33,366
You thought we left that
locker open by mistake?

1309
00:51:33,400 --> 00:51:35,368
They thought we left
it open by mistake.

1310
00:51:35,402 --> 00:51:37,887
Oh, and you're not the
only ones with a video.

1311
00:51:37,956 --> 00:51:40,511
Mmhmm. Check it.

1312
00:51:42,202 --> 00:51:44,204
When I asked her
to help me out,

1313
00:51:44,204 --> 00:51:45,723
she really went
the extra mile.

1314
00:51:45,723 --> 00:51:50,037
Though in your case,
I'd say extra inch. Hm.

1315
00:51:50,072 --> 00:51:51,798
You're both fired.

1316
00:51:52,868 --> 00:51:54,904
Ughn! Just got
a little hard.

1317
00:51:54,973 --> 00:51:56,389
Now hold on junior.

1318
00:51:56,389 --> 00:51:58,736
Remember Neal, he's
gonna be our poster boy

1319
00:51:58,736 --> 00:52:00,738
for when this
deal goes public.

1320
00:52:00,738 --> 00:52:05,122
And what would Jesse think if
I were to fire his only son?

1321
00:52:05,191 --> 00:52:08,401
Actually, Jesse's making
millions on this so I'm sure

1322
00:52:08,401 --> 00:52:09,229
he doesn't care.

1323
00:52:09,229 --> 00:52:10,713
You, you're fired.

1324
00:52:10,713 --> 00:52:11,749
Huh.

1325
00:52:11,749 --> 00:52:13,716
I just got a little
more hard.

1326
00:52:20,171 --> 00:52:21,897
And you.

1327
00:52:21,897 --> 00:52:23,416
I own.

1328
00:52:24,175 --> 00:52:26,246
[chuckles menacingly]

1329
00:52:30,250 --> 00:52:31,182
Look, Isaac,
I'm sorry--

1330
00:52:31,251 --> 00:52:32,183
Oh, fuck off Neal.

1331
00:52:32,252 --> 00:52:34,427
No, I tried to keep
you out of it.

1332
00:52:34,461 --> 00:52:36,429
You promised me you
wouldn't use the video.

1333
00:52:36,463 --> 00:52:40,087
And you were supposed
to have my back.

1334
00:52:40,122 --> 00:52:42,089
Can we just deal
with this at home?

1335
00:52:42,124 --> 00:52:44,091
No, no no, you
don't got a home.

1336
00:52:44,126 --> 00:52:45,921
You can find somewhere
else to squat.

1337
00:52:45,921 --> 00:52:46,887
Isaac, come on!

1338
00:52:46,956 --> 00:52:49,407
And find a new best
friend while you're at it.

1339
00:52:57,933 --> 00:52:59,383
Isaac, what's going on?

1340
00:52:59,452 --> 00:53:01,661
Of course it was
too good to be true.

1341
00:53:01,730 --> 00:53:03,110
What are you
talking about?

1342
00:53:03,145 --> 00:53:05,768
You were working with
Pistol the whole time.

1343
00:53:05,768 --> 00:53:07,114
Bitch.

1344
00:53:07,322 --> 00:53:08,185
Isaac.

1345
00:53:12,327 --> 00:53:13,328
[moaning]

1346
00:53:13,397 --> 00:53:15,813
It's the tenth time I've
watched this this morning.

1347
00:53:15,882 --> 00:53:17,677
Still get a boner.

1348
00:53:17,746 --> 00:53:19,782
It's really
impressive work.

1349
00:53:19,782 --> 00:53:21,474
You fucking asshole.

1350
00:53:21,508 --> 00:53:23,061
That is an invasion
of privacy.

1351
00:53:23,130 --> 00:53:25,512
Actually, it's grounds
for dismissal.

1352
00:53:25,581 --> 00:53:27,756
I could sue you
and your father.

1353
00:53:27,825 --> 00:53:29,482
And never work in
this town again.

1354
00:53:29,516 --> 00:53:31,967
Except, you know,
maybe as a whore.

1355
00:53:32,001 --> 00:53:33,313
Should be an
easy transition.

1356
00:53:33,313 --> 00:53:35,246
You got a good
demo reel here.

1357
00:53:35,315 --> 00:53:38,076
Damn, that should
really be me.

1358
00:53:38,145 --> 00:53:41,666
I don't know how and
I don't know when

1359
00:53:41,666 --> 00:53:43,806
but you are
going down.

1360
00:53:43,806 --> 00:53:44,980
On you?

1361
00:53:44,980 --> 00:53:46,015
My pleasure.

1362
00:53:47,707 --> 00:53:49,985
I got around five minutes
right now, you wanna...

1363
00:53:49,985 --> 00:53:51,676
Suck on a bag of dicks.

1364
00:53:55,439 --> 00:53:55,922
[knocking]

1365
00:53:55,991 --> 00:53:56,819
Hey.

1366
00:53:56,819 --> 00:53:57,889
Where's Isaac?

1367
00:53:57,958 --> 00:54:00,167
We need him to help us
prep the signature pages.

1368
00:54:00,202 --> 00:54:02,446
Isaac is gone.

1369
00:54:02,515 --> 00:54:04,827
Peter fired him.

1370
00:54:08,003 --> 00:54:11,282
I'm a bad
person Jess.

1371
00:54:11,351 --> 00:54:13,353
I find that hard
to believe.

1372
00:54:13,353 --> 00:54:15,079
What happened?

1373
00:54:15,148 --> 00:54:17,702
I tried to stop the deal
by using this video

1374
00:54:17,702 --> 00:54:20,705
of Pistol having sex with
Peter's escort even though

1375
00:54:20,705 --> 00:54:22,224
I promised Isaac
that I wouldn't--

1376
00:54:22,293 --> 00:54:24,709
H-- hold on,
stop the deal?

1377
00:54:24,709 --> 00:54:27,919
Peter is paying Dick Wadkins to
pass that bill so he can screw

1378
00:54:27,988 --> 00:54:31,198
over thousands of students
and make a ton of money.

1379
00:54:31,198 --> 00:54:32,855
We were trying
to stop it.

1380
00:54:32,890 --> 00:54:34,374
Are you insane?

1381
00:54:34,409 --> 00:54:36,894
Dick is being paid off through
that numbered company

1382
00:54:36,894 --> 00:54:40,380
on the corporate
flow chart.

1383
00:54:40,380 --> 00:54:44,073
That's why you wanted
to see it, huh?

1384
00:54:44,142 --> 00:54:46,386
You used me.

1385
00:54:46,386 --> 00:54:48,215
We had to know
who was involved.

1386
00:54:48,215 --> 00:54:50,735
If people find out that
I showed that to you,

1387
00:54:50,735 --> 00:54:51,702
I will be crucified.

1388
00:54:51,702 --> 00:54:52,737
So what?

1389
00:54:52,737 --> 00:54:55,430
You hate this job and you
can finally have a go

1390
00:54:55,499 --> 00:54:56,500
at photography.

1391
00:54:56,569 --> 00:54:58,881
I'm sorry but I am perfectly
happy hating my shitty

1392
00:54:58,881 --> 00:55:01,090
well-paying job.

1393
00:55:01,090 --> 00:55:04,991
Just get out Neal before
you get me fired too.

1394
00:55:05,060 --> 00:55:06,233
Right.

1395
00:55:06,406 --> 00:55:07,407
[sigh]

1396
00:55:12,239 --> 00:55:14,932
Mmm, mmm.

1397
00:55:19,730 --> 00:55:21,076
Neal?

1398
00:55:23,872 --> 00:55:25,701
And then when the
deal goes through,

1399
00:55:25,770 --> 00:55:27,462
they'll fire me too.

1400
00:55:27,531 --> 00:55:29,429
I can't make
the payment.

1401
00:55:29,464 --> 00:55:30,741
What?

1402
00:55:30,741 --> 00:55:31,431
Our home?

1403
00:55:31,466 --> 00:55:32,915
I am so sorry.

1404
00:55:32,915 --> 00:55:33,468
Neal!

1405
00:55:33,537 --> 00:55:34,607
You've been
lying to us,

1406
00:55:34,641 --> 00:55:36,471
making us think that
everything was fine.

1407
00:55:36,471 --> 00:55:39,646
But I had to break the law,
a-- a bunch of them actually.

1408
00:55:39,715 --> 00:55:41,786
I didn't want to make
you guys accessories.

1409
00:55:41,786 --> 00:55:44,962
That's nice of you, but we'd
like to go to jail 'cause we'd

1410
00:55:45,031 --> 00:55:46,481
have a roof
over our heads!

1411
00:55:46,550 --> 00:55:48,275
You never forgave
gramps for rolling over.

1412
00:55:48,275 --> 00:55:50,070
Least I was trying
to do something!

1413
00:55:50,139 --> 00:55:52,279
You need a hell of
a lot more than

1414
00:55:52,314 --> 00:55:54,281
what you've got to
take down Peter Hoss.

1415
00:55:54,316 --> 00:55:56,283
So I should give
up like you did?

1416
00:55:56,318 --> 00:55:58,631
At least I didn't
become The Man.

1417
00:55:58,631 --> 00:56:01,150
Good god, get out.

1418
00:56:01,185 --> 00:56:03,325
Didn't you hear me?
I said get out!

1419
00:56:03,394 --> 00:56:04,464
You ungrateful little--

1420
00:56:04,464 --> 00:56:06,155
Okay, Howard.

1421
00:56:07,502 --> 00:56:10,056
Can't stand to
look at him.

1422
00:56:14,129 --> 00:56:16,131
Go to your room.

1423
00:56:16,165 --> 00:56:17,443
Now!

1424
00:56:34,321 --> 00:56:35,150
Good?

1425
00:56:37,324 --> 00:56:39,844
It tastes like
strawberries.

1426
00:56:39,879 --> 00:56:40,914
You know what honey?

1427
00:56:40,983 --> 00:56:42,019
What?

1428
00:56:42,019 --> 00:56:45,816
He does not have to
pay the same price.

1429
00:56:46,506 --> 00:56:48,094
Howard?

1430
00:56:52,961 --> 00:56:58,311
Nobody knows what he's going
through better than you.

1431
00:56:58,380 --> 00:57:01,521
Ah, there's a reason they called
this one "Strawberry Fields".

1432
00:57:01,521 --> 00:57:03,178
[chuckles]

1433
00:57:03,178 --> 00:57:06,353
There's a reason
I love you.

1434
00:57:06,664 --> 00:57:16,674
♪

1435
00:57:16,674 --> 00:57:23,957
♪

1436
00:57:24,026 --> 00:57:25,372
[knocking]

1437
00:57:25,372 --> 00:57:26,443
Can I come in?

1438
00:57:28,997 --> 00:57:31,033
I really loused
things up.

1439
00:57:31,033 --> 00:57:32,656
Neal...

1440
00:57:32,725 --> 00:57:35,210
Don't let this ruin
your friendship.

1441
00:57:35,210 --> 00:57:36,729
It's too important.

1442
00:57:36,763 --> 00:57:38,075
You look after that first,

1443
00:57:38,109 --> 00:57:40,802
everything else should just
fall into place for you.

1444
00:57:40,871 --> 00:57:42,079
How?

1445
00:57:42,079 --> 00:57:45,047
You got the balls to do what
gramps and I didn't do,

1446
00:57:45,082 --> 00:57:47,084
which is to fight.

1447
00:57:47,118 --> 00:57:49,155
And all you need
now is a plan.

1448
00:57:49,224 --> 00:57:52,503
You definitely
need a plan.

1449
00:57:52,572 --> 00:57:53,573
I need some inspiration.

1450
00:57:53,573 --> 00:57:55,057
Just give me a minute.

1451
00:57:55,057 --> 00:57:56,403
Hold that thought.

1452
00:57:59,234 --> 00:58:06,275
[bubbling]

1453
00:58:08,174 --> 00:58:10,901
Phew.

1454
00:58:10,935 --> 00:58:13,766
Wow.

1455
00:58:13,766 --> 00:58:17,252
Okay, uh, what were
we talking about?

1456
00:58:17,597 --> 00:58:19,081
[knocking]

1457
00:58:25,950 --> 00:58:28,435
[knocking]

1458
00:58:28,470 --> 00:58:30,437
Using that video was
wrong but I panicked

1459
00:58:30,472 --> 00:58:32,957
and I was mad at you.

1460
00:58:32,957 --> 00:58:37,306
I know that job meant everything
and your father's expectations.

1461
00:58:37,375 --> 00:58:38,100
I get that.

1462
00:58:38,135 --> 00:58:40,793
No, you don't.

1463
00:58:40,827 --> 00:58:42,484
Your dad protects you.

1464
00:58:42,553 --> 00:58:44,486
My dad's just tryin'
to protect himself.

1465
00:58:44,555 --> 00:58:47,454
I should have protected you,
you're my best friend.

1466
00:58:47,454 --> 00:58:48,732
Isaac please.

1467
00:58:48,801 --> 00:58:49,940
I'm sorry.

1468
00:58:52,839 --> 00:58:54,772
How long have
we been pals?

1469
00:58:54,772 --> 00:58:55,808
Long.

1470
00:58:55,808 --> 00:58:56,809
Since we were what?

1471
00:58:56,809 --> 00:58:58,293
Ten months?

1472
00:58:58,327 --> 00:59:00,813
Nine and
twenty-two days.

1473
00:59:00,813 --> 00:59:03,643
Our fathers gave
up on each other.

1474
00:59:03,643 --> 00:59:06,232
Look what happened.

1475
00:59:06,301 --> 00:59:07,820
Yeah, I need you.

1476
00:59:07,820 --> 00:59:12,169
My parents need you, students
across this country need you.

1477
00:59:12,203 --> 00:59:16,311
Isn't that worth
risking out jobs?

1478
00:59:16,345 --> 00:59:18,313
I don't actually
have a job.

1479
00:59:20,833 --> 00:59:22,973
So let's get
these fuckers.

1480
00:59:26,321 --> 00:59:36,331
♪

1481
00:59:36,331 --> 00:59:56,351
♪

1482
00:59:56,351 --> 01:00:03,047
♪

1483
01:00:04,221 --> 01:00:05,256
You sure this'll work?

1484
01:00:05,325 --> 01:00:06,879
Yeah, I changed Peter's
singles match.

1485
01:00:06,879 --> 01:00:08,570
He's playing Dick now,
Pistol's been cancelled.

1486
01:00:08,639 --> 01:00:11,090
What if Peter and Dick
don't steam after the game?

1487
01:00:11,159 --> 01:00:12,609
They're closing the
deal this morning,

1488
01:00:12,678 --> 01:00:15,025
they'll definitely be talking
about it. All right.

1489
01:00:15,059 --> 01:00:28,590
♪

1490
01:00:28,659 --> 01:00:29,902
Predator's up.

1491
01:00:29,936 --> 01:00:32,042
Mission control is a go.

1492
01:00:34,320 --> 01:00:35,424
Peep show's live.

1493
01:00:41,016 --> 01:00:42,259
How ya doin' big fella?

1494
01:00:42,293 --> 01:00:43,570
Now Tricky's in
the house.

1495
01:00:43,605 --> 01:00:45,089
No sign of big
Hoss though.

1496
01:00:45,158 --> 01:00:46,056
Chop chop Neal.

1497
01:00:46,056 --> 01:00:46,919
Copy that.

1498
01:00:47,920 --> 01:00:49,404
Eye in the sky is up.

1499
01:00:50,750 --> 01:00:52,234
All right, the trap is set.

1500
01:00:54,581 --> 01:00:55,410
[clears throat]

1501
01:00:55,410 --> 01:00:56,411
How ya doin'?

1502
01:00:56,445 --> 01:01:03,107
♪

1503
01:01:03,107 --> 01:01:04,246
That was close bro.

1504
01:01:04,246 --> 01:01:04,902
Yeah.

1505
01:01:05,938 --> 01:01:06,421
Huh.

1506
01:01:06,421 --> 01:01:07,111
Ughh!

1507
01:01:07,111 --> 01:01:08,112
Whoa whoa,
it's Pistol.

1508
01:01:08,112 --> 01:01:09,320
No-no-no-no,
what's he doing here?

1509
01:01:09,389 --> 01:01:10,805
Don't know, I changed
his calendar.

1510
01:01:10,874 --> 01:01:12,669
We get Pistol on
tape too then.

1511
01:01:12,738 --> 01:01:15,948
No-no-no-no, it has to be Peter
and Dick. If they need a fourth

1512
01:01:15,948 --> 01:01:17,950
for doubles they won't
talk about the deal.

1513
01:01:17,950 --> 01:01:19,089
Oh, hey Dick.

1514
01:01:20,090 --> 01:01:21,263
Who ya playin'?

1515
01:01:21,298 --> 01:01:22,195
Pops.

1516
01:01:22,264 --> 01:01:22,817
You?

1517
01:01:22,886 --> 01:01:24,611
Pops as well.

1518
01:01:25,060 --> 01:01:26,441
Who's the fourth?

1519
01:01:26,441 --> 01:01:28,098
Okay we need
a diversion.

1520
01:01:28,132 --> 01:01:30,134
Call Diane.

1521
01:01:30,134 --> 01:01:32,619
After the way she
betrayed me? No.

1522
01:01:32,619 --> 01:01:35,139
You forgave me pal.

1523
01:01:35,139 --> 01:01:37,486
What other choice
do we have?

1524
01:01:39,109 --> 01:01:47,807
[ringing]

1525
01:01:47,807 --> 01:01:49,636
Isaac?

1526
01:01:49,671 --> 01:01:50,810
Isaac, listen to me,

1527
01:01:50,810 --> 01:01:53,502
I didn't know that there were
cameras there, I swear.

1528
01:01:53,537 --> 01:01:55,677
I--I--I really can't
deal with that right now.

1529
01:01:55,746 --> 01:01:57,472
I-- but I need
your help.

1530
01:01:57,472 --> 01:01:59,301
It's an emergency.

1531
01:01:59,336 --> 01:02:00,337
What's going on?

1532
01:02:00,337 --> 01:02:01,856
I need you to
call Pistol.

1533
01:02:01,856 --> 01:02:04,824
We're at the tennis club and
we need him outta here A.S.A.P.

1534
01:02:04,824 --> 01:02:07,068
[sigh] I can't
risk my job.

1535
01:02:08,172 --> 01:02:10,002
Hi Diane, it's Neal,
how are you?

1536
01:02:10,002 --> 01:02:12,418
Neal, it's seven AM.

1537
01:02:12,487 --> 01:02:13,695
Fair.

1538
01:02:13,799 --> 01:02:15,973
Listen, if you wanna get back
at Pistol, now's your chance.

1539
01:02:21,323 --> 01:02:23,015
How long do
you need?

1540
01:02:24,154 --> 01:02:24,844
[text tone]

1541
01:02:24,844 --> 01:02:26,501
Oh, one sec.

1542
01:02:26,535 --> 01:02:27,674
Ahem.

1543
01:02:30,608 --> 01:02:31,609
Excuse me Dick.

1544
01:02:31,678 --> 01:02:33,128
One of my more
attractive investments

1545
01:02:33,197 --> 01:02:35,061
has just divested
its assets.

1546
01:02:35,130 --> 01:02:38,340
Is that code
for pussy?

1547
01:02:38,340 --> 01:02:39,341
Yes.

1548
01:02:39,341 --> 01:02:40,515
Yes it is.

1549
01:02:41,447 --> 01:02:43,345
You kids today.

1550
01:02:43,345 --> 01:02:44,208
Yeah.

1551
01:02:46,176 --> 01:02:47,211
You're leaving?

1552
01:02:47,211 --> 01:02:49,213
Yeah, there's a security
glitch at the office.

1553
01:02:49,213 --> 01:02:50,801
You can't be
too careful.

1554
01:02:50,870 --> 01:02:52,458
Good work son.

1555
01:02:58,291 --> 01:03:00,017
[text tone]

1556
01:03:01,432 --> 01:03:04,090
Oh come on Dick!
Gimme a game.

1557
01:03:04,159 --> 01:03:05,195
Come on, baby!

1558
01:03:05,195 --> 01:03:06,368
I'm coming Dick.

1559
01:03:06,403 --> 01:03:07,576
OH!

1560
01:03:07,887 --> 01:03:09,061
Hotel reservations.

1561
01:03:09,130 --> 01:03:11,063
[whistles]

1562
01:03:11,097 --> 01:03:11,926
Well, hey there.

1563
01:03:11,995 --> 01:03:13,928
I didn't think you
had it in ya.

1564
01:03:13,997 --> 01:03:17,414
I'll be happy to put it in ya,
if you know what I mean.

1565
01:03:17,483 --> 01:03:18,415
Yeah I get it.

1566
01:03:18,484 --> 01:03:19,243
Yeah? That's good.

1567
01:03:19,243 --> 01:03:20,762
I could use a
coffee first.

1568
01:03:20,762 --> 01:03:23,523
I didn't come across town
for a mocha-frappa-cock tease.

1569
01:03:23,592 --> 01:03:26,078
Easy Pistol, don't blow
your load quite yet.

1570
01:03:26,112 --> 01:03:28,390
What did you call me?

1571
01:03:28,425 --> 01:03:29,736
Peter.

1572
01:03:29,771 --> 01:03:31,324
Pistol.

1573
01:03:31,393 --> 01:03:32,878
Pistol.

1574
01:03:33,844 --> 01:03:38,400
I like it.

1575
01:03:40,402 --> 01:03:41,818
CLANK

1576
01:03:44,855 --> 01:03:46,581
Ahem.

1577
01:03:46,581 --> 01:03:47,893
I'm good.

1578
01:03:49,584 --> 01:03:50,585
Come on, bring it.

1579
01:03:50,585 --> 01:03:51,586
Come on.

1580
01:03:51,586 --> 01:03:52,932
Here we go.

1581
01:03:52,932 --> 01:03:54,209
And it's over.

1582
01:03:54,278 --> 01:03:56,177
See you in the
shower buddy.

1583
01:03:56,625 --> 01:04:02,700
♪

1584
01:04:02,769 --> 01:04:04,702
[growls]

1585
01:04:07,602 --> 01:04:08,810
[gags]

1586
01:04:08,879 --> 01:04:10,363
Come on.

1587
01:04:12,607 --> 01:04:13,608
Mmm!

1588
01:04:13,642 --> 01:04:14,781
Ahhh.

1589
01:04:15,886 --> 01:04:18,164
So how's Gloria?

1590
01:04:18,233 --> 01:04:20,235
Ever since she moved into
the maids' quarters

1591
01:04:20,304 --> 01:04:21,443
I rarely see her.

1592
01:04:21,443 --> 01:04:22,237
Mmm.

1593
01:04:22,306 --> 01:04:23,963
That isn't such a
bad thing, right?

1594
01:04:23,963 --> 01:04:25,758
[chuckles]

1595
01:04:25,827 --> 01:04:28,243
Well I hope you're not
too lonely on the road.

1596
01:04:28,312 --> 01:04:31,971
No, thanks to you,
I'm well serviced.

1597
01:04:32,006 --> 01:04:33,973
But Francine's
getting too expensive.

1598
01:04:33,973 --> 01:04:36,631
They're not talking
about the deal.

1599
01:04:36,631 --> 01:04:37,563
Plan B.

1600
01:04:38,633 --> 01:04:40,117
Plan B?

1601
01:04:40,738 --> 01:04:41,670
Loosen them up.

1602
01:04:41,705 --> 01:04:43,810
No, wait bro, if
they get too stoned,

1603
01:04:43,845 --> 01:04:44,811
they'll be useless.

1604
01:04:44,846 --> 01:04:46,986
That shit knocked
me out last night.

1605
01:04:46,986 --> 01:04:48,677
I'm willing to risk it.

1606
01:04:48,746 --> 01:04:50,300
Do the honors?

1607
01:04:52,164 --> 01:04:53,234
As you wish.

1608
01:04:53,303 --> 01:04:58,998
[bubbling]

1609
01:04:58,998 --> 01:04:59,826
Okay.

1610
01:04:59,826 --> 01:05:07,351
♪

1611
01:05:07,351 --> 01:05:10,044
I think Plan B
is my favourite.

1612
01:05:10,113 --> 01:05:11,252
Right?

1613
01:05:15,877 --> 01:05:20,019
That steam is
extra steamy today.

1614
01:05:20,019 --> 01:05:22,194
Oooh, yeah
it's fragrant.

1615
01:05:22,194 --> 01:05:23,540
Like a...

1616
01:05:23,540 --> 01:05:25,852
like a field of
strawberries.

1617
01:05:25,852 --> 01:05:27,164
[chuckles]

1618
01:05:28,027 --> 01:05:29,442
I got the munchies.

1619
01:05:30,719 --> 01:05:31,548
Mmm.

1620
01:05:31,617 --> 01:05:34,171
Rawr, hahahaha.

1621
01:05:34,171 --> 01:05:35,138
Oh.

1622
01:05:35,207 --> 01:05:35,690
[charging buzz]

1623
01:05:35,690 --> 01:05:37,036
Huh?

1624
01:05:37,036 --> 01:05:38,037
Mmm...

1625
01:05:38,037 --> 01:05:38,693
Mmn Mm.

1626
01:05:38,693 --> 01:05:39,625
Ah steam.

1627
01:05:39,694 --> 01:05:41,489
You ever wonder
about steam?

1628
01:05:41,558 --> 01:05:44,043
I mean, there's
a journey, ah.

1629
01:05:44,043 --> 01:05:46,839
It's gas now but it
used to be liquid.

1630
01:05:46,908 --> 01:05:51,706
And then bam, one day it
could be solid ice.

1631
01:05:51,706 --> 01:05:53,156
Whoa.

1632
01:05:53,225 --> 01:05:54,881
Okay, Plan C.

1633
01:05:54,881 --> 01:05:56,055
What?

1634
01:05:56,055 --> 01:05:57,332
I'm going in as Dick.

1635
01:05:57,401 --> 01:05:59,058
Peter won't see
me in the fog.

1636
01:05:59,093 --> 01:06:00,887
Dude, did you
smoke this shit too?

1637
01:06:00,887 --> 01:06:02,096
You can't
impersonate Dick.

1638
01:06:02,165 --> 01:06:03,338
No.

1639
01:06:03,407 --> 01:06:04,408
But your Ipad can.

1640
01:06:04,408 --> 01:06:06,548
Last night I looked up
all his speeches online

1641
01:06:06,583 --> 01:06:07,653
and spliced
them together.

1642
01:06:07,722 --> 01:06:09,172
Okay, just one
problem genius.

1643
01:06:09,241 --> 01:06:11,415
Dick is still in there.

1644
01:06:11,415 --> 01:06:12,969
That's where
you come in.

1645
01:06:14,625 --> 01:06:16,765
Uh, if anyone owns a
black Mercedes parked

1646
01:06:16,800 --> 01:06:20,735
in the North lot, yeah,
it's about to be towed.

1647
01:06:21,770 --> 01:06:23,910
Sucks to be that guy.

1648
01:06:23,910 --> 01:06:25,567
Don't you have a
black Mercedes?

1649
01:06:25,602 --> 01:06:27,604
I sure do.

1650
01:06:27,638 --> 01:06:29,088
Parked in the
North lot?

1651
01:06:29,088 --> 01:06:30,089
It sure is.

1652
01:06:30,124 --> 01:06:32,436
[chuckles]

1653
01:06:32,436 --> 01:06:34,783
You are so fucked.

1654
01:06:34,852 --> 01:06:36,923
Agh.

1655
01:06:36,958 --> 01:06:38,408
Excuse me Peter.

1656
01:06:38,442 --> 01:06:39,961
Peanut Butter.

1657
01:06:40,341 --> 01:06:41,342
All right.

1658
01:06:41,411 --> 01:06:41,963
Nice work.

1659
01:06:42,032 --> 01:06:43,482
Okay, take over.

1660
01:06:43,551 --> 01:06:46,554
You know if we get caught,
we're gonna go to a real

1661
01:06:46,623 --> 01:06:49,281
prison with real gangsters.
I don't know how to tell you

1662
01:06:49,315 --> 01:06:52,284
but when you're as pretty
as me and as weak as you,

1663
01:06:52,318 --> 01:06:53,768
we're gonna end up
someone's bitch.

1664
01:06:53,802 --> 01:06:54,941
Just keep it going.

1665
01:06:54,941 --> 01:06:58,600
Well it's about time you
experienced weed bro.

1666
01:06:58,600 --> 01:06:59,774
Or not.

1667
01:07:00,119 --> 01:07:01,534
Go nerd.

1668
01:07:03,226 --> 01:07:06,781
[muffled words]

1669
01:07:06,815 --> 01:07:08,265
Can you feel the spark?

1670
01:07:08,300 --> 01:07:09,956
MMMMM!

1671
01:07:09,956 --> 01:07:11,061
ZAP

1672
01:07:11,130 --> 01:07:16,101
[muffled screams]

1673
01:07:16,446 --> 01:07:22,624
♪

1674
01:07:22,624 --> 01:07:23,970
Is that you Tricky?

1675
01:07:25,282 --> 01:07:26,076
Yes.

1676
01:07:26,145 --> 01:07:28,630
Everything okay
out there?

1677
01:07:28,630 --> 01:07:29,804
Yes.

1678
01:07:31,978 --> 01:07:34,636
Where the heck is
the North lot?

1679
01:07:36,880 --> 01:07:40,987
The deal will go through
today without any issues?

1680
01:07:40,987 --> 01:07:42,644
It's all good.

1681
01:07:43,162 --> 01:07:47,477
[tube choking]

1682
01:07:51,343 --> 01:07:52,585
Aah.

1683
01:07:53,207 --> 01:07:54,691
F-- AH!

1684
01:07:56,486 --> 01:07:57,832
Fuck.

1685
01:07:57,866 --> 01:07:58,660
Ow.

1686
01:07:58,660 --> 01:07:59,765
[crying]

1687
01:07:59,834 --> 01:08:01,111
Rrrgh!

1688
01:08:01,180 --> 01:08:02,112
Okay.

1689
01:08:02,181 --> 01:08:03,838
I'm gonna get
back to the office.

1690
01:08:03,872 --> 01:08:07,566
Too much steam
for us old-timers.

1691
01:08:08,084 --> 01:08:11,708
The deal will go through
today without any issues?

1692
01:08:11,777 --> 01:08:13,089
What the fuck?

1693
01:08:13,158 --> 01:08:15,539
You're starting to sound
like some half-baked idiot.

1694
01:08:15,574 --> 01:08:18,784
Uh, Neal, Plan B
is Plan Broken.

1695
01:08:24,548 --> 01:08:26,378
I need a bigger cut.

1696
01:08:26,378 --> 01:08:28,863
Three million
isn't enough?

1697
01:08:28,897 --> 01:08:29,898
No.

1698
01:08:29,933 --> 01:08:31,831
There are lots of politicians
who can be bought.

1699
01:08:31,900 --> 01:08:35,697
You just happen to be
the cheapest Dick.

1700
01:08:36,526 --> 01:08:37,699
Tricky's back.

1701
01:08:38,838 --> 01:08:41,151
You're going to
bankrupt this country.

1702
01:08:41,220 --> 01:08:43,912
Yeah, and you're gonna make
millions as a result of it

1703
01:08:43,981 --> 01:08:44,706
so stop whining.

1704
01:08:44,741 --> 01:08:45,811
Okay, that's it Neal.

1705
01:08:45,880 --> 01:08:46,984
Now get outta there.

1706
01:08:51,437 --> 01:08:52,576
Backed up toilet.

1707
01:08:52,645 --> 01:08:55,234
Um, some nasty shit.

1708
01:08:55,269 --> 01:08:56,891
Nasty.

1709
01:08:56,891 --> 01:08:57,892
Peter, aren't
you showering?

1710
01:08:57,926 --> 01:08:59,411
Oh, blow it
out your ass.

1711
01:08:59,445 --> 01:09:01,240
I'm gonna get
back to the office,

1712
01:09:01,240 --> 01:09:03,553
close this deal before
somebody else threatens me.

1713
01:09:04,588 --> 01:09:05,831
We got it!

1714
01:09:05,900 --> 01:09:07,004
Okay.

1715
01:09:08,420 --> 01:09:16,082
[ringing]

1716
01:09:18,844 --> 01:09:19,741
[muffled whining]

1717
01:09:19,776 --> 01:09:20,742
No!

1718
01:09:20,777 --> 01:09:22,399
Untie me.

1719
01:09:22,917 --> 01:09:24,850
See you at the
office, Pistol.

1720
01:09:25,091 --> 01:09:26,403
Mmm.

1721
01:09:27,024 --> 01:09:28,198
Mph!

1722
01:09:28,612 --> 01:09:31,926
[heavy breathing]

1723
01:09:31,960 --> 01:09:33,272
[notification tone]

1724
01:09:37,345 --> 01:09:41,453
Jessica, look, it's Neal, I
know you want to make partner

1725
01:09:41,453 --> 01:09:43,869
but we're sending you
an e-mail with proof.

1726
01:09:43,938 --> 01:09:45,111
We need your help.

1727
01:09:46,803 --> 01:09:49,806
We gotta get to the office
if we're gonna stop the deal.

1728
01:09:49,840 --> 01:09:51,808
My father's gonna
freak when we show up.

1729
01:09:51,842 --> 01:09:53,603
You can still
back out buddy.

1730
01:09:53,603 --> 01:09:54,120
No.

1731
01:09:54,120 --> 01:09:54,983
Fuck it.

1732
01:09:54,983 --> 01:09:57,952
He's getting set up,
he needs to know.

1733
01:09:57,986 --> 01:09:58,780
Okay.

1734
01:09:59,160 --> 01:09:59,609
Hola.

1735
01:09:59,609 --> 01:10:00,955
Housekeeping.

1736
01:10:00,955 --> 01:10:02,128
[murmurs]

1737
01:10:02,128 --> 01:10:03,958
So sorry. I go.

1738
01:10:03,992 --> 01:10:04,821
Stay!

1739
01:10:04,821 --> 01:10:06,961
I no get involved
in sex game.

1740
01:10:06,961 --> 01:10:08,618
Wah! Augh.

1741
01:10:08,652 --> 01:10:09,481
Game my ass!

1742
01:10:09,481 --> 01:10:10,413
Untie me!

1743
01:10:10,482 --> 01:10:12,794
I no touch your ass.

1744
01:10:12,829 --> 01:10:14,313
Untie me!

1745
01:10:14,348 --> 01:10:16,281
Porfa-fucking-vor!

1746
01:10:23,253 --> 01:10:25,842
Let's get to work boys,
show me what you got.

1747
01:10:25,911 --> 01:10:26,670
Wrap this up.

1748
01:10:26,739 --> 01:10:27,671
Yep.

1749
01:10:29,535 --> 01:10:31,330
Put this to bed.

1750
01:10:31,365 --> 01:10:45,206
♪

1751
01:10:45,655 --> 01:10:46,207
No!

1752
01:10:46,276 --> 01:10:47,484
Dad, don't sign that.

1753
01:10:47,519 --> 01:10:48,830
Isaac?

1754
01:10:48,830 --> 01:10:50,107
It's a crooked deal.

1755
01:10:50,176 --> 01:10:51,868
You're not allowed
on the premises.

1756
01:10:51,902 --> 01:10:55,320
Mr. Finklestein, you
cannot be a party to this.

1757
01:10:55,389 --> 01:10:57,701
There are lots of politicians
who can be bought.

1758
01:10:57,701 --> 01:11:00,394
You just happened to
be the cheapest Dick.

1759
01:11:00,463 --> 01:11:02,568
You're going to
bankrupt this country.

1760
01:11:02,637 --> 01:11:04,846
Yeah, and you're gonna
make millions as a result

1761
01:11:04,846 --> 01:11:06,192
of it so stop whining.

1762
01:11:06,192 --> 01:11:07,401
That was Dick Wadkins.

1763
01:11:07,401 --> 01:11:10,058
Peter's paying him off to
pass the student loan bill.

1764
01:11:14,718 --> 01:11:20,655
[laughing]

1765
01:11:20,724 --> 01:11:24,728
Welcome to the real
world boys.

1766
01:11:24,728 --> 01:11:26,592
Wait, you knew
all along.

1767
01:11:26,661 --> 01:11:29,733
You actually think that
that dumb-ass video resume

1768
01:11:29,733 --> 01:11:31,839
was gonna impress me?

1769
01:11:31,908 --> 01:11:35,394
We were hiring you two
after class no matter what.

1770
01:11:35,394 --> 01:11:38,949
Truth is Neal had value in
our student loan venture.

1771
01:11:39,018 --> 01:11:42,056
You on the other
hand, not so much.

1772
01:11:42,056 --> 01:11:42,884
Dad.

1773
01:11:44,265 --> 01:11:45,922
There's not
gonna be a bill.

1774
01:11:45,956 --> 01:11:48,200
Wadkins will drop it
when he hears that.

1775
01:11:48,269 --> 01:11:50,236
Peter won't be able to
renegotiate the loans.

1776
01:11:50,236 --> 01:11:52,411
They're gonna
stay at one percent.

1777
01:11:52,446 --> 01:11:53,274
Forever.

1778
01:11:54,344 --> 01:11:56,242
Just sign it Jesse,
they don't have the balls.

1779
01:11:56,277 --> 01:12:00,937
No, but we do have
huge hairy musky sacks,

1780
01:12:00,937 --> 01:12:04,285
and we are going to rub
bags of tea on your face.

1781
01:12:04,354 --> 01:12:07,599
That bullshit recording
won't stand up in court.

1782
01:12:07,599 --> 01:12:08,841
Doesn't have to.

1783
01:12:08,910 --> 01:12:14,088
Only the court of public opinion
when we release it to the press.

1784
01:12:16,055 --> 01:12:22,199
If you sign that,
I will take you down.

1785
01:12:22,268 --> 01:12:23,408
No kidding.

1786
01:12:24,132 --> 01:12:25,858
No kidding.

1787
01:12:25,927 --> 01:12:27,308
Jesse.

1788
01:12:37,007 --> 01:12:40,321
I'm not signing my money
away if that bill won't pass.

1789
01:12:40,390 --> 01:12:42,323
You can swallow
the losses.

1790
01:12:43,497 --> 01:12:44,877
I'm pulling out boys.

1791
01:12:44,946 --> 01:12:46,189
Mark, Benny, come on!

1792
01:12:46,258 --> 01:12:48,122
We'll come up with
another arrangement.

1793
01:12:52,333 --> 01:12:56,302
Actually I do have an
alternative strategy.

1794
01:12:56,302 --> 01:12:57,131
Sir.

1795
01:12:57,890 --> 01:12:59,133
You're in on this too.

1796
01:12:59,167 --> 01:13:00,168
I am now.

1797
01:13:00,168 --> 01:13:01,998
This contract states
that you will hold onto

1798
01:13:02,067 --> 01:13:03,171
the student loans

1799
01:13:03,171 --> 01:13:05,484
and never raise the interest
rates until they mature.

1800
01:13:05,484 --> 01:13:07,141
These are 30
year loans,

1801
01:13:07,141 --> 01:13:08,142
I-- I'll be bankrupt.

1802
01:13:08,142 --> 01:13:09,143
I can't possibly--

1803
01:13:09,177 --> 01:13:10,178
Get a bailout?

1804
01:13:10,247 --> 01:13:12,249
Oh no no, no
bailout for you sir.

1805
01:13:12,318 --> 01:13:13,837
This'll put me
out of business.

1806
01:13:13,837 --> 01:13:15,494
Well it's better
than the lock-up.

1807
01:13:15,494 --> 01:13:18,497
Bribing a politician
is a major felony.

1808
01:13:18,532 --> 01:13:19,705
Oh. Ah.

1809
01:13:19,774 --> 01:13:21,500
You sadistic bitch.

1810
01:13:21,500 --> 01:13:22,087
Yo!

1811
01:13:22,156 --> 01:13:23,675
Watch your mouth.

1812
01:13:23,675 --> 01:13:25,331
That's my girl you're
talkin' about.

1813
01:13:25,366 --> 01:13:26,850
Shut up!

1814
01:13:26,850 --> 01:13:28,852
I've had enough
of your bullshit--

1815
01:13:28,921 --> 01:13:30,336
SMACK

1816
01:13:30,440 --> 01:13:30,820
Ugh.

1817
01:13:30,820 --> 01:13:31,821
Oh.

1818
01:13:32,166 --> 01:13:33,650
Oh lord.

1819
01:13:33,650 --> 01:13:34,513
SNAP

1820
01:13:34,513 --> 01:13:35,963
Come on!

1821
01:13:36,032 --> 01:13:39,898
Oh, I give ya one job to
do and you let the--

1822
01:13:39,967 --> 01:13:42,763
the pis-ants
bring us down.

1823
01:13:42,832 --> 01:13:44,005
You're fired!

1824
01:13:44,040 --> 01:13:45,110
[sighs]

1825
01:13:45,731 --> 01:13:46,836
Promotions?

1826
01:13:46,836 --> 01:13:48,113
Partners!

1827
01:13:48,182 --> 01:13:50,046
Quarter of a
million each.

1828
01:13:50,046 --> 01:13:52,358
Not if it means
working here.

1829
01:13:52,358 --> 01:13:54,775
Sign the deal.

1830
01:13:54,844 --> 01:13:56,017
And we'll quit.

1831
01:13:56,017 --> 01:13:57,053
Except for Jessica.

1832
01:13:57,053 --> 01:13:59,676
You're gonna recommend
her for partner.

1833
01:14:02,714 --> 01:14:05,026
No.

1834
01:14:05,026 --> 01:14:06,200
I quit too.

1835
01:14:07,028 --> 01:14:09,203
And I also quit.

1836
01:14:09,962 --> 01:14:11,067
And you too.

1837
01:14:11,757 --> 01:14:13,863
You can just sign there.

1838
01:14:15,727 --> 01:14:19,316
None of you will ever
work in this town again.

1839
01:14:19,385 --> 01:14:21,491
Oou, read your
contract Peter.

1840
01:14:21,560 --> 01:14:23,562
Apart from the gag order,
you're giving us

1841
01:14:23,597 --> 01:14:25,564
twelve month's severance
and some start-up capitol,

1842
01:14:25,564 --> 01:14:28,394
I think we will be fine.

1843
01:14:28,912 --> 01:14:30,535
Pleasure doing
business with ya.

1844
01:14:30,811 --> 01:14:39,405
♪

1845
01:14:43,962 --> 01:14:48,035
I'm uh... sorry I
called you a bitch.

1846
01:14:48,104 --> 01:14:51,452
Well, now
you'll be mine.

1847
01:14:56,422 --> 01:14:59,529
Sorry you lost
your job.

1848
01:14:59,598 --> 01:15:00,737
I'm not.

1849
01:15:11,437 --> 01:15:12,611
You're lucky Neal.

1850
01:15:12,646 --> 01:15:15,787
I was just about to prep
their home default papers.

1851
01:15:15,821 --> 01:15:18,444
Phenomenal terms from
Hoss on these new loans.

1852
01:15:18,479 --> 01:15:20,308
Yeah, heard something
about that.

1853
01:15:20,308 --> 01:15:24,485
But we still administer
them so let's have it.

1854
01:15:24,554 --> 01:15:25,555
Entire loan.

1855
01:15:25,624 --> 01:15:26,763
Paid in full.

1856
01:15:28,662 --> 01:15:29,766
[chuckles]

1857
01:15:32,631 --> 01:15:34,426
Well...

1858
01:15:34,495 --> 01:15:37,636
Looks like congratulations are
in order for keeping your house

1859
01:15:37,636 --> 01:15:39,949
Mr. and Mrs. Ramsey.

1860
01:15:39,983 --> 01:15:40,812
Fuck you Chuck.

1861
01:15:40,846 --> 01:15:42,054
Fuck you too Chuck.

1862
01:15:42,123 --> 01:15:43,469
Next.

1863
01:15:44,816 --> 01:15:46,024
We're so proud of you.

1864
01:15:46,093 --> 01:15:48,992
For a moment it didn't look like
you were gonna come through.

1865
01:15:49,061 --> 01:15:49,959
Hey.

1866
01:15:49,993 --> 01:15:50,856
But you did.

1867
01:15:50,925 --> 01:15:52,168
Hey, how did it go?

1868
01:15:52,168 --> 01:15:53,997
Good, I got all my
photography courses.

1869
01:15:53,997 --> 01:15:55,758
Oh, mom and dad
this is Jessica.

1870
01:15:55,827 --> 01:15:56,793
An artist?

1871
01:15:56,793 --> 01:15:57,483
Hi.

1872
01:15:57,483 --> 01:15:58,933
Well, she used
to be a lawyer.

1873
01:15:59,002 --> 01:15:59,934
Nice to meet ya!

1874
01:16:00,003 --> 01:16:01,142
Nice to meet you too.

1875
01:16:01,177 --> 01:16:01,833
Hey Isaac!

1876
01:16:01,833 --> 01:16:03,420
Oh Mr. and
Mrs. Ramsey.

1877
01:16:03,489 --> 01:16:05,491
This is Diane. My--

1878
01:16:05,491 --> 01:16:06,700
Girlfriend.

1879
01:16:06,769 --> 01:16:07,528
--Girlfriend.

1880
01:16:07,563 --> 01:16:08,840
And our new
business partner.

1881
01:16:08,840 --> 01:16:09,979
Which reminds me.

1882
01:16:09,979 --> 01:16:12,015
Proof's arrived.

1883
01:16:12,015 --> 01:16:13,016
What do you think?

1884
01:16:13,016 --> 01:16:14,846
Here I'll take
a look at that.

1885
01:16:14,846 --> 01:16:17,055
Student Venture
Capital L.L.P.

1886
01:16:17,124 --> 01:16:19,160
financial guidance
with a conscience.

1887
01:16:19,195 --> 01:16:19,678
Yeah.

1888
01:16:19,713 --> 01:16:21,024
Yeah, we like that.

1889
01:16:21,024 --> 01:16:25,028
Jessica, I want you to take the
starch outta my son's bowtie

1890
01:16:25,028 --> 01:16:26,685
if you know
what I mean...

1891
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♪

1892
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♪